Comments on: According to my wife…

By: Patar

Patar — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:10:13 +0000

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y must there be so many guys that are idiots and jerks out there?
They give guys like me a bad reputation…..

ty for not saying ALL

By: Patar

Patar — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:04:21 +0000

ovar 9000!!!!!!

By: buttercup

buttercup — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:29:49 +0000

um how are the I am right and the I am wrong circles overlapping? How does that work???

By: Forkatude

Forkatude — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:32:47 +0000

Please to not be contributing to the unhappiness quotient in this country DDD:

By: Pirate Jkickass

Pirate Jkickass — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:24:58 +0000

EPIC FAILFTW

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 31 May 2009 10:25:27 +0000

How can you be both right and wrong at the same time?

By: Shredster7

Shredster7 — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:34:34 +0000

there should also be a subcircle in the U R WRONG Circle saying:
“Im Actually Right But She Wont Allow It”
or more simply put:
“She Lied”

heehee… so how many fail points did i get?

By: PC-Man

PC-Man — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:05:52 +0000

That’s the joke.

By: lozboz

lozboz — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:41:28 +0000

…or if you’re into the idea of sleeping with your sister in law like I am

By: lozboz

lozboz — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:39:26 +0000

the difference being Men have the ability to hold back on the crazy and not want to share it with everyone

By: ncfriend

ncfriend — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:26:13 +0000

Bhahahahah! I have a new desktop wallpaper! Hope hubby likes it

By: vee

vee — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:55:00 +0000

loool, do i smell a badly ended relationship here? boohooo

By: scully546

scully546 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:46:07 +0000

actually, women are generally accused of being “crazy and hormonal”
during the time right before their period (pre-menstrual syndrome), when
our estrogen is LOWEST.
So really, its when our hormone levels more closely match that of men
that we are our craziest

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:33:20 +0000

I was just wondering the same thing. He probably did, that asshole

By: ema

ema — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:15:39 +0000

Awww, not all of us are like that!!

By: Simon

Simon — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:14:34 +0000

Women:

When wrong: change the subject.
When right: relentlessly push on until a man concedes.

Masters at changing the issues of the conversation when it suits them. Despising men (see comments above). Self-righteous, self-serving and fundamentally unable to accept a man as their equal. But always demand equality when it suits them.

By: Wylizzle

Wylizzle — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:21:33 +0000

Nope, J.J. Ramsey. We women have outta control hormones a lot of the time. We are irrational. Guys are too, but not as severely. I readily admit to my irrational-ness.

By: Simon

Simon — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:18:08 +0000

It’s all part of their plan:

1) First demand “equality?
2) when everybody excepts, carve out special exceptions for women.
3) Demand those exceptions in the name of equality.
4) Manipulate debate so that women can exploit their nature as driven by evolution, but men are not allowed to act in accordance with their nature.
5) Claim an exclusive right to “know what’s best for “US”.
6) Redefine US=the woman.

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:42:08 +0000

My uncle has made a science out of it. It was funny for the first 35 years of his marriage to my aunt, but now it’s better all around just to turn up the volume on the television.

By: Tehshay

Tehshay — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:44:40 +0000

According to my husband, I am not fat, so there is no way any clothes could make me look fat.

Marry ‘em young, girls. Cougars of the world unite!

By: Tehshay

Tehshay — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:43:09 +0000

you can have him.

By: Clint

Clint — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:53:44 +0000

Exactly. Men and women are both, overall, pathetically stupid.

By: grossenburger

grossenburger — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:37:31 +0000

All your husband are belong to me!

By: Mel

Mel — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:19:33 +0000

It means that even when you’re right, you’re wrong. I gotta say, this is not the domain of men only, my husband has been know to bust that one out on occasion when he’s feeling obstreperous.

By: correction

correction — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:06:26 +0000

contradiction fail wrong and right at the same time

By: faetal

faetal — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:21:27 +0000

=D You’re welcome!
/trots off to try to find that special on youtube
loves me some Dennis Leary

By: sigh

sigh — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:28:41 +0000

nope it was clearly mine that submitted it

By: Evo7

Evo7 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:57:55 +0000

You’re probably the only one, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I will be cheerfully singing it all day now. Thanks!

By: rubes

rubes — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:47:36 +0000

Best. Graph. Ever.

By: J. J. Ramsey

J. J. Ramsey — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:02:41 +0000

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay …

Maybe on Planet Chauvinist, the women are generally “not bound by the rules of logic” compared to men, but on Planet Earth irrationality is pretty evenly distributed among the sexes.

By: PistolPete

PistolPete — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:02:16 +0000

Your wife´s horrible, dude.

By: Tickle-torturedSoul

Tickle-torturedSoul — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:01:12 +0000

The right/wrong overlap is pretty easy to spot. A good example is the true statement that’s wrong to say anywhere other than in your own head. For instance, the girlfriend/wife has a totally hot sister. While this may be true, saying so in front of the girlfriend/wife is, more often than not, A Very Bad Idea.

Unless sleeping on the couch/floor/lawn is something you’re into.

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:34:09 +0000

Awesome – now that will be stuck in my head at my new job for a ridiculously conservative company.

By: wimple

wimple — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:27:18 +0000

yes

By: dude

dude — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:26:54 +0000

***masturbates***

By: faetal

faetal — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:55:09 +0000

Am I the only one who read it in sequence of smallest (i am right) circle to largest (I am an asshole) circle… and then immediatly followed it with an
“ee-o-lee-oh” ala Dennis Leary’s “I’m an Asshole” song?

By: cj

cj — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:29:58 +0000

Ha ha ha! lol

By: cj

cj — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:27:28 +0000

No this is obviously submitted by my husband!

By: Snippy

Snippy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:10:20 +0000

I sense…. hostility…. No wonder you’re an asshole! :-p

By: Snippy

Snippy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:08:10 +0000

Chart is accurate!

most men are just fail…. so I approve!

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:49:30 +0000

K, so, in addition to “I am right” needing to be smaller, its overlap with “I am wrong” should be more of a, uhm, kiss than an actual overlap.

See, while husbands may be marginally “right” on something, it’s usually superficial – or kind of a ‘narrow spectrum’ right. This, of course, makes him ENTIRELY wrong on the broad spectrum of, well, everything.

I could go into this deeper, but it would be giving away the answers to realities women have worked for millenniums to fully hone and understand. I’d lose my girl license.

By: Johan Sven

Johan Sven — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:48:58 +0000

I approve of this Me Diagram.

By: Xyz

Xyz — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:27:22 +0000

If you don’t understand it, then I hope your luck continues to hold out

By: !kca

!kca — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:42:30 +0000

yes!
Finally a chart with lol value!

By: Kian

Kian — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:34:53 +0000

I think it’s supposed to show that women, not bound by the rules of logic or historical precedent, can argue whatever the hell position they want and you have to be wrong unless her mother agrees.

goddamnit. so much.

By: beancounter

beancounter — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:06:16 +0000

In order to earn myself a “Venn diagram understanding – FAIL” I would like to ask for an example for the wrong-right-overlap.

You are right, but you just made a huge mistake, buster?
Trousers make my ass LOOK fat, but they don’t make it look FAT?

Ibbits? TehShay? Anyone???
*tumbleweed passes by*

By: Grandevil

Grandevil — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:02:27 +0000

LMAO yes it should!

By: TehShay

TehShay — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:40:00 +0000

Yes. Because in most cases, even if you are right, chances are the woman will continue to talk until you are convinced you are wrong. We have that power.

By: Stoneangel

Stoneangel — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:19:03 +0000

I’d make one correction. The ‘I am right’ set should be totally inside the ‘I am wrong’ set. Men even if for some strange reason you are right, if you are smart you’ll admit defeat and apologize.

By: Ibbits

Ibbits — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:16:30 +0000

…but the “I am right” circle should definitely be smaller.