Comments on: Don’t Cry

By: Dan Neil

Dan Neil — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:24:27 +0000

I will cry If I want to. I am not ashamed of it haha

By: Malibu Joe

Malibu Joe — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:28:42 +0000

freakin’ boss.

By: Bridget Jones

Bridget Jones — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:40:20 +0000

add: are you a big girl

By: Xavier

Xavier — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:16:18 +0000

10 Internets for the person who can name the recording artist — no Googling!

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:59:22 +0000

Alright, am I the only one who thought of the movie “Problem Child” when I saw this graph?

By: Taurin

Taurin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:03:25 +0000

I’m just wondering the average age of the commentators. The youg’uns’d prolly just look at the flowchart and go, ‘WTF?!?!’

By: Taurin

Taurin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:56:31 +0000

Yes, Tom. Yes, you are.

By: Onikid

Onikid — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:41:06 +0000

It’s the internet! You have to.

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:30:22 +0000

Huzzah! That’s exactly what I was thinking!

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:05:22 +0000

At some point it should also determine when it is “Judy’s turn to cry” (The Sequal to “It’s My Party”).

Sadly, Leslie and Judy are just dumb teen age girls that do not realize that Johnny is only using his ring (the symbol of going steady) to try and get some from them.

Of course this nonchalant attitude does bit Johnny in the butt because eventually Leslie realizes that it is not all “Sunshine Lollipops, Rainbows” etc… and he will come home to be drugged and tied to a chair while Leslie goes all psycho on him with a knife singing “You don’t own me. I’m not one of your many Toys.”

Ok, maybe I am the only one that took it that far.

By: swazzle

swazzle — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:38:16 +0000

Indeed. There should be an option where it’s NOT your party but it DID happen to you where you DO cry. Because “you would cry too if it happened to you” whether it’s your party or not.

By: rb

rb — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:25:30 +0000

Love this, but now kinda want to see a section of the flow chart that says [boy?] -> [boys don't cry] or [big girl?] -> [big girls don't cry].

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:09:47 +0000

So, like, when this section was actually about music and humor rather than the bitter irony and lame garbage that’s been polluting it recently? Yeah, I remember those days.

Three months ago….

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:08:26 +0000

Wrong song.

By: Wylizzle

Wylizzle — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:53:07 +0000

Eugh.

By: ema

ema — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:50:49 +0000

She is saying you would cry to if it happened to you, but we don’t know if she means if “it” happened to you at a party that was yours… or at any party. If it was *any* party, then maybe you would cry, but *should* you? If it was *your* party and it happened to you, then yes, you can cry. But, what if “it” happened to you and you were NOT at a party, what then??!! I am soooo confused!!

By: ema

ema — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:47:22 +0000

You always say that.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:27:34 +0000

This is the sort of chart that got me frequenting this site in the first place.

By: Yuval

Yuval — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:33:26 +0000

Also forgot “is there a heaven above you, baby?”

By: Isaias

Isaias — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:10:05 +0000

THe most stupid graph ever

By: harry

harry — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 05:49:00 +0000

taking it a bit too seriously

By: Lachlan

Lachlan — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:46:55 +0000

Hmmm, no cheat sheet, very odd.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:48:45 +0000

*bows* There truly is greatness among us.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:37:33 +0000

Yeah, I know what you’re saying, but in the song, “it” happened to the singer and she’s saying that you would cry if it happened to you. If it didn’t happen to you, “don’t cry”, if it did, it’s your party, so “cry”, lol

By: gs

gs — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:31:00 +0000

wait..
in the lyrics the person singing is the one whose party it is and the one who is crying. but the “if it happened to you” part happens to the “you” not to the person singing. does anyone know what i mean?

By: LHLD

LHLD — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:07:36 +0000

i was thinking the same thing.

By: Sarolite

Sarolite — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:44:23 +0000

There’s no path for you to cry if it happened to you!

By: Sprite101

Sprite101 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:06:45 +0000

There should be an option for Big girls. Big girls don’t cry (not talking about Fergie)

By: downshift

downshift — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:51:46 +0000

’tis a good one, and there have been many good ones up for voting just recently…
looking forward to what will come up next on the main page!

By: downshift

downshift — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:39:34 +0000

hahahahahahahahaha
O RLY?!?!?!

By: ___

___ — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:34:32 +0000

Hahaha!!
” Its my party and i’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, It’s my party and i’ll cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you”!!!

By: debtmaster

debtmaster — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:18:27 +0000

Second. Caratriste.

By: samuel Treadway

samuel Treadway — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:10:00 +0000

first?