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I’ll just assume you were masturbating.
Does “fist on wood” mean they want to come in and help with the purple?
That’s a great new euphamism.
Works well for the boys. Not quite so sure about the girls.
Gross. I try not to think of women and sex together.
I do.
I don’t know, some girls might like the feel of a fist of wood.
Um … hello … SPLINTERS.
Oh god, I’m in tears from laughing about this “fist on wood” thing
Maybe it’s because I’m tired.
from masturbating?
Assume? from the wet squishy noises I’m pretty sure you are.
What’s so funny about this one?
nothing.
Candy Gram.
Landshark!
What’s with the “Knock when someones masturbating?”
When i assume, someone is Masturbating, i leave him alone for the HappyHappyFunTime!
So, every time I know on someone’s bedroom door, God kills a kitten?
sadly, yes. think of all the poor little kittens.
HAHAHAHAAAAHHA!!!
That was good, happens all the time. The bad thing its true…
“feel of fist on wood”?
Nice innuendo there.
Reasons I lock my door:
Like my privacy 13%
Masturbating 87%
That’s more than the half.
HA! Love the ‘fist on wood’ innuendo!
- JM.
Once you hit university, “likes to annoy residence floormates” gets a quarter of that graph.
To be fair, they’re usually right…