Comments on: Laser Pen Usage

By: EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS

EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:58:30 +0000

their GRAMMAR is terrible? You might want to check the correct spelling of GRAMMAR

By: kitten

kitten — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:11:22 +0000

Ceiling cat madez them speaks broked english, and it wuz gud ^.^

By: carcar

carcar — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:51:48 +0000

you are insulting their grammar, yet you cannot spell grammar? that it quite a hypocritical insult you have there.

By: vikenator2

vikenator2 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:13:51 +0000

CATS ARE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Loaf

Loaf — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:51:40 +0000

i realize this conversation was a while ago, however, first of all- cats are awesome. you don’t know till you own one. second of all, yeah, i’m afraid you can’t pick on the lolcats grammar when you can’t spell grammar or ridiculous. my guess is that you won’t make it in this day and age.

By: gatta forte

gatta forte — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:48:28 +0000

This comment is almost funnier than the graph! Epic comment win.

By: Person

Person — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:12:19 +0000

Your mum’s/mom’s pussy was a ridiculous choice as a pet. It keeps on squirting oyster juice all over me.

By: susi pendleton

susi pendleton — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:19:43 +0000

the grammer is spposd to b trrble theyz lolz dur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Ralf

Ralf — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:49:38 +0000

Successful troll is successful.

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:37:13 +0000

Cats can learn tricks, they’re just not gullible enough to preform them!
Duh!

By: SK

SK — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:20:28 +0000

Definitely depends on the dog… My cats are interested. The dog, however, goes insane when he sees us pick up the laser. Or a pen. Or the flashlight. He willill knock things off the coffee table and jump on them repeatedly, hoping that it’s actually the laser.

By: QBQ

QBQ — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:05:30 +0000

The parents of the kid who did that to me from the back seat of their car weren’t particularly amused when I stopped in traffic and came back to their car with my pistol drawn as I called 911.

By: Alex Tierney

Alex Tierney — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:30:56 +0000

lol, the one back in 1990? That’s ollllllld.

By: Mohsen

Mohsen — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:54:09 +0000

very good graph, thanks a lot …

By: The L

The L — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:48:01 +0000

I guess it depends on the dog, then.

By: NEOmusings

NEOmusings — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:55:10 +0000

Good graph, but you forgot annoying people at movies and concerts (Remember the “Saturday Night Live” skit with Harry Connick, Jr.?)

By: cakeislie

cakeislie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:41:19 +0000

You mean “aiming” at people from high buildings

By: fubuki

fubuki — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:09:05 +0000

And blinding helicopter pilots. One of my personal favorite uses.

By: Not_you

Not_you — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:43:16 +0000

“hello, pet store? i think i need a new cat, this one is broken, seems all screwed up… what? noooooo, of course i didn’t over-laser-pointer him! never! uh, shall i drop by for a replacement?”

By: sean

sean — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:17:32 +0000

also, pointing at people from high buildings.

By: LaurenM

LaurenM — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:45:48 +0000

actually our dog enjoys it more than our cats do.

By: Evan

Evan — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:42:45 +0000

Grammar, as in yours sucks worse because LOLcats are supposed to have terrible English and you were trying to prove correct spelling.
FAIL!

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:17:09 +0000

Sure, but you move the pointer in the opposite direction, you can unscrew up your cat

By: Shance

Shance — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:31:31 +0000

Fact: Bears eat beets.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

By: eskmmuse

eskmmuse — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:00:39 +0000

and little children and my friends

By: Billy

Billy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:10:12 +0000

Be careful. Overstimulating your cat with the laser pointer can seriously screw them up. Just do a little at a time. It’s lot of fun, but seriously, you can screw up your cat.

By: Eddy

Eddy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:59:41 +0000

I think I got my laser pointer to play with my cat. She hates me for it now though because she knows I’m just messing with her.

By: Orangutan

Orangutan — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:37:04 +0000

Not always, though! Neither of my dogs chases the dot, but my cats go nuts for it.

By: Orangutan

Orangutan — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:35:17 +0000

“Yeah, because their culture lasted quite well.”

5000 years of recorded history, one of the earliest known civilizations. I’d say they lasted quite well, yes.

Gonna agree with you about the lolcats part, though.

By: ford

ford — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:21:22 +0000

yeah, you’re definitely missing pointing at genitals, making racist Indian jokes, and getting owners kicked out of movie theaters

By: Dwight

Dwight — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:03:43 +0000

Egyptian Mythology? Yeah, because their culture lasted quite well. With my survival skills, I could outlast them anyday.
And LOLcats are frivolous and their grammer is terrible, how do they expect to make it in this day and age.

By: Flick

Flick — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:45:00 +0000

Ah – laser pens and cats! Thank Ceiling Cat for the gift of laughter!

By: Alex Tierney

Alex Tierney — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:21:02 +0000

I’m glad GJ picked such a suitable youtube video as I forgot to include one.

Cats can be quite hilarious. I think it’s odd that cats prefer to play with things that are not designed as cat toys, or even things that are not designed to be toys period.

lawl

By: Guy

Guy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:20:43 +0000

LOL Cats would like a word with you.
Also, cats were a huge figure in Egyptian Mythology.
Your argument is now moot.

By: girlwhosaysyourestupid

girlwhosaysyourestupid — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:59:45 +0000

seinfeld reference win.

By: cakeislie

cakeislie — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:51:22 +0000

The graph should also have “pointing at people’s genitals” and “red nipples.”

By: The L

The L — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:30:01 +0000

That trick works on dogs too. ^^

By: Jono

Jono — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:28:58 +0000

Where’s the option of pointing it at George Costanza?

By: Kit

Kit — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:25:08 +0000

Yeah, for those without cats, that is pretty much the only reason to own a laser pen. May cats go ballistic when they SEE me pick up the laser pen. I then make them chase it until they fall over panting. Best cat toy ever.

By: Cecona

Cecona — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:16:15 +0000

LOL! this chart is almost me exept the important info part would be trying to blind someone by pointing it in their eyes.

By: Dwight

Dwight — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:09:12 +0000

Cats are a rediculous choice in a pet. They can’t learn tricks, and their meat isn’t worth eating. And the strays keep ravaging my beet farm!