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I think you got those two titles mixed up… maybe that was just me when i was a kid…
lonely-high-five!
scrubs reference five
-snaps-
gotta love scrubs
I agree, the first thing I thought was the titles are the wrong way round!
Uhm…. isn’t this graph backwards?
Why yes it is!
Exactly what I was thinking.
True dat
You never jack off?
For god’s sake man, do you want your scrotum to pop?
Enjoy your Newly-won Prize, good sir.
No, he just never jacks off in his room. Bathroom = lack of evidence = FTW
The sound of falling water disguises the faps.
If I’m gonna be accused of it, might as well have fun…
*masturbates*
this graph makes me want to attack myself…
So…you’re more interested in doing your homework than doing yourself?
F A I L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
graph is correct, everyone knows masturbation should be done outside in nature.
does the bus count as “outside in nature” ??
Of course it does.
Other way around.
God watches me poo? Oh man, I’m a sinner, and God’s a pervert!
Lol…Family Guy reference FTW!
Haha, true. But it would be a lot easier to read if the key were in the same order of the graph: purple, red, blue, then green.
You don’t have to make a graph to justify yourself to us. Just keep it quiet and I won’t say anything.
Ah, I remember when I was young and stupid and was in deep denial about all the masturbation I did too. Ah, teenagers. Boy they sure have us fooled.
“…be out in a minute!”
LOL. This graph is backwards. Totally. It explains what I’m doing right now.
There needs to be a section for “drugs” in one of the graphs.
i agree, its quite the opposite in my house
reading porn and jacking off!
Using the computer to surf porn and jack off.
The other two you might as well be jacking off
Reading porn? Is that how people masturbated in Shakespearean times?
“watching tv” and “reading” *could* mean masturbation…
Both pies are clearly missing sleep, and assuming this guy is a teenager, should take up half of both pies.
The first pie could be true… some prefer to masturbate in the bathroom. Or on a bus, if you’re ’808′ or ‘spam’.
Sounds like how my parents think of my brother
If you stopped letting them catch you, they wouldn’t think you’re always masturbating.
“Homework” slice is too big.
That’s why he’s not jacking off…
You should increase the size of the right chart so that it encompasses the chart on the left. Then it becomes a Venn diagram+pie chart explaining that you masturbate 100% of the time, but sometimes you manage to multitask.
LAWL
YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN -hugs-
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE
I made him one but i eated it
Is it just me or is this backwards. Or is the OP gay?
Are you saying gay men don’t jack off? Think about that for a second.
=D
Brilliant! Jacking off WIN!
There should be at least a sliver of yellow in the first pie. A big sliver. Cause otherwise… it just seems like he’s lying.
Yeah, Mom! I’m “playing guitar”.
“Oh, I’m ROCKING OUT ON MY GUITAR!”
You should do those things WHILE jacking off…
Well, first you have to cut a good-sized hole in the back. Then, line it with some nice soft velvet or cotton. Then….
Lol I think I’m like the only other person this applies to…
So Speedy it doesn’t even register on a graph.
shouldn’t doing homework be much smaller?
You forgot a very large portion on the left for sleeping. At least that’s what I usually end up doing whenever I go up there to do anything else…
other way around
HAHAHA i cant stop lol *masturbating!!*
why does everyone put asterisks around *Masturbating*?
so that it doesn’t get bleeped or censored
to indicate that it’s an action in motion, since saying toying with myself in a sentence isn’t very clear, you know? like this
-glares-
it seems much more like i would actually glare now, doesn’t it? LIES.
reverse reverse!!
Switch them.
agreed.