Comments on: Why People Write “First” in the Comments

By: Jason Emmanuel Cruz

Jason Emmanuel Cruz — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:07:01 +0000

YES I FINALLY AM LAST MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I WAITED A VERY LONG TIME FOR THIS……..

By: notthecops1

notthecops1 — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 19:08:44 +0000

This is the single greatest day of my life, I have finally been first! I will celebrate: First first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first

By: Ted

Ted — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 00:11:33 +0000

yup

By: :D

:D — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 03:33:37 +0000

Ohhhh the irony!!!!!

By: Nachooozzz

Nachooozzz — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:27:27 +0000

hahahahahlolololololl naice

By: lolrus from cheezburger

lolrus from cheezburger — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:27:30 +0000

10st

By: Reelcheeper

Reelcheeper — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:39:26 +0000

The whole graph should be blue.

By: Meowface

Meowface — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:06:17 +0000

Nah, let’s. First! You stuck-up tart.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:07:18 +0000

9rd

By: CakeMan

CakeMan — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:22:12 +0000

8th!

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:01:58 +0000

I totally agree with you!!!!

By: Blargh

Blargh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:59:31 +0000

For once, let’s not put a comment with a certain overused word
Inside of it. Get over it, the world is a place for jackasses. We must be Realist and let the little maggots live their dream of being firsts, O.K? Someday they’ll get it, and they will have made the most important step Towards maturity.

By: Blargh

Blargh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:52:19 +0000

Interwebs, jackass.

By: asd

asd — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:30:53 +0000

FIRST!!!!!111111!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

By: Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:32:42 +0000

7up

By: Ghosty

Ghosty — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:59:38 +0000

Or 2th and 3th.

By: Ben Dover

Ben Dover — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:04:06 +0000

YUO SEPLL GODO DOTN YUO?!

By: Ben Dover

Ben Dover — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:02:25 +0000

sure, comment on 5nd, but not 4st… idiots…

By: IT

IT — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:10:57 +0000

FIRST!!! BAH HAHHAHAHAHAHA

By: IT

IT — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:09:08 +0000

6th!

By: Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs

Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:18:20 +0000

billionth to try and pronounce these

By: YB

YB — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:58:05 +0000

This should be a venn diagram.
Or if it had percent chances, a bar graph.

By: jane

jane — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:34:02 +0000

all of you are IDIOTS!!!!

By: komute

komute — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:48:15 +0000

first!!

no wait…

By: Alori

Alori — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:46:18 +0000

8D Somebody did just that!

By: Alori

Alori — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:45:16 +0000

97th! WHOO. *shot*

By: Alori

Alori — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:44:30 +0000

Actually, it does. REALLY fast.

By: rofl-face

rofl-face — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:26:08 +0000

five-nd?

By: fail

fail — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:44:41 +0000

First to post as the 96th poster!

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:37:43 +0000

Who’s on first?

By: Davo

Davo — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:19:54 +0000

First

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:10:32 +0000

93rd! Yay!

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:37:50 +0000

I believe that puts the majority of this nested comment section in the idiots box.

By: Dirk

Dirk — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:34:43 +0000

Last.

Eat that.

By: Rico

Rico — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:02:16 +0000

Don’t you mean “FIRST BEEYOTCHES!!!”?
And I’ll join you in the purple section, YAY Purple

By: Zggam

Zggam — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:58:11 +0000

They’re all idiots.

By: Dj

Dj — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:25:42 +0000

989743987123479749870192348908nd!!!!12$!12!!

I’m sofa king cool! (not)…

carry on

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:51:00 +0000

ur not important.
ME>you
*pees* YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:01:32 +0000

forgot…
*pees* YAY!!!!!!!!!

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:58:39 +0000

wtf
I HAVE ISSUES!!!!
*pees* YAY

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:55:07 +0000

THATS WHAT SHAE SAID!!!!!!!!

By: Gir

Gir — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:07:54 +0000

First

By: Princess Me

Princess Me — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:04:18 +0000

Obviously, since I’m the most important person in the entire UNIVERSE, I am…

First!!

Z:)

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:17:25 +0000

NAWT SEKKUND

By: kopaka

kopaka — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:41:32 +0000

swhat????

By: kopaka

kopaka — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:50:43 +0000

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Saryna

Saryna — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:06:10 +0000

This would be better suited as a venn diagram. The “idiot” part should overlap the other two, and the “thinking they are first” should overlap the “being first”. If they are posting “first”, then they are thinking that they are first. Being first is a reason to think that you are first.

By: a.k.a. The MF princess

a.k.a. The MF princess — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:29:07 +0000

*had shot you*
well that takes care of that…
and now the rest of you

By: Gosse

Gosse — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:28:49 +0000

5nd?
okay that was too easy

By: forth

forth — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:56:33 +0000

4st