Comments on: Clap

By: Lianaloo

Lianaloo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:02:35 +0000

i have a clapper and it sucks you have to clap a certain way or it won’t go on or off for all you people and Todd out there who are thinking of getting a clapper don’t

By: LeighBee

LeighBee — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:00:34 +0000

Minimalism is good.

By: Andy

Andy — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 17:41:01 +0000

But doesn’t the lamp have to start off before you clap it on? I guess this is a chicken and egg argument here

By: your mom

your mom — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:39:40 +0000

Yeah… not the original version of the commercial, obviously. The more recent version.

By: your mom

your mom — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:36:46 +0000

If I recall the commercial correctly, they clap twice for on, and thrice for off. Thus, the graph should be 40% on, and 60% off.

By: Chels

Chels — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:02:52 +0000

i love it!

By: lt. obvious

lt. obvious — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:25:07 +0000

i understood it right away. maybe it’s just you. i’m just sayin’.

By: ngthagg

ngthagg — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:48:35 +0000

Unfortunately, this graph is wrong. 25% of claps are on, 25% are off, 50% do nothing.

By: The L

The L — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:49:23 +0000

No, seriously. The other charts I’ve seen here are funny, but this is just a tad too minimalistic for most people to realize what it’s about without the accompanying video. Even for those of us who are familiar with the “Clapper” commercial. A good graph should be capable of standing alone for those who are familiar with the reference.

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:38:43 +0000

did it take you long to make it?

By: Nick1693

Nick1693 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:30:13 +0000

No. It isn’t.

By: Nick1693

Nick1693 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:29:42 +0000

It is, I made it in Google Docs…

By: snozbucket

snozbucket — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:27:58 +0000

This graph is a waste of my life.

By: dark_fader

dark_fader — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:02:28 +0000

Wax on/wax off has already been done.

http://graphjam.com/2008/07/11/song-chart-memes-wax/

By: Kelsizzle

Kelsizzle — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:38:34 +0000

I say the next one be “Wax,” but that the “on” be on the left side because then it might actually make some better sense.

By: Live2Graph

Live2Graph — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:35:20 +0000

Meh…

By: Nauds

Nauds — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:23:53 +0000

Haha

CLAP ON CLAP OFF

*pause*

THE CLAPPER!

This is great.

By: brewski

brewski — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:11:54 +0000

“I’ve been waiting on hold for six hours. I’d hang up, but I just don’t care any more.”

By: katillac

katillac — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:41:16 +0000

“Hello, you’ve reached the ‘We don’t give a rat’s ass’ hotline. All lines are busy at the moment. Please hold for the next apathetic operator.”

By: The L

The L — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:50:52 +0000

I’m sorry, but this is just too stupid.

By: Yukito

Yukito — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:11:59 +0000

You mean this:

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/clap.html

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:49:02 +0000

Good question, and righteous answer!

By: katy

katy — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:39:35 +0000

Certainly not a reference to THE clap.

By: Phaedrus

Phaedrus — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:43:32 +0000

Not if you start at noon and read clockwise…

By: Kaiser Steve

Kaiser Steve — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:07:15 +0000

Clap off, clap on? I think it’s backwards…