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i be first?
someone will post under me to say I am full of fail?
done.
Current fail content: 85%
Full of fail in: 5.3 minutes
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This graph suggests that, not infrequently, you are both scratching your testicles and picking your nose. While both are enjoyable activities, please, please, PLEASE! For your safety and long-term good, enjoy one at a time!
This is why God gave men *two* hands. Also, it doesn’t indicate that it’s one’s own nose or one’s own testicles that are being scratched. Ewwwwww…
The way I took it is that the graph shows the possibility of the cute neighbor walking by during each individual activity and not the possibility of doing the activity while the neighbor is walking by. Therefore if you want to see your cute neighbor, scratch your balls
I agree with your logic.
I take it this applies mostly to dorm rooms.
Statistically speaking, you could be caught doing all 5.
Graph seems to have been mistitled. It should have been the likely of the cute neighbor walking by when doing a certain activity
Yeah, I was thinking that. Between reading a textbook and scratching your testicles, “time spent with an open door when your cute neighbor walks by” is 100 percent occupied!
But not physically speaking.
Yeah, honestly I love that this equals out to more then 100% which means that you would have to be doing more then one at the same time.
the y axis is probability she’ll walk by if said activity is in progress.
This graph was done by my next door neighbor, I know it. D:
*Scratches balls*
I’m glad every single day that I don’t have testicles.
does this mean he should scratch his balls constantly, in hopes of seeing the cute girl more?
Scratching that much? Really? Have you tried Gold Bond?
Weird, right when I read this, I had the instinctive notion to pick my nose.
FYI testicles are inside your body there is no possible way to scratch them