Comments on: Things that Reportedly Taste Like Chicken

By: Caligula

Caligula — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:07:27 +0000

nah, ive herd human tastes like very gamy pork

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:16:51 +0000

Pulp Fiction Ref FTW!!

By: D MAN

D MAN — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:42:39 +0000

And you would know this how?

By: Swift22

Swift22 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:24:25 +0000

I pity your sense of taste.

By: holly

holly — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:27:02 +0000

KFC does taste like chicken.

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:04:39 +0000

Actually, humans have a generally bitter taste.

By: DragonRider

DragonRider — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:03:26 +0000

Left out frog’s legs.
My mom was tricked into eating frog’s legs. She was told it was chicken. She ate it, thinking it was chicken, so apparently, it tasted enough like chicken to pass for chicken.

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:25:11 +0000

Le Duh.

By: Lyla

Lyla — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:21:05 +0000

lmao!

By: miikeyy

miikeyy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:28:52 +0000

Newfoundlanders eat Rabbit all the time,

it’s actually quite tasty

By: Kirae

Kirae — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:52:31 +0000

No- Human is supposed to taste like pork.

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:37:55 +0000

Not true. I discussed this in biology class and pig’s organs are closest to a humans. Therefore a vegetarian would taste most like pig. If you were to eat another human that consumes meat however “regularlly” would be defined… Disguisting

By: Cybermuse

Cybermuse — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:26:09 +0000

Exactly – but not like chicken!

By: RainbowColouredLlama

RainbowColouredLlama — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:12:59 +0000

You win.

By: RainbowColouredLlama

RainbowColouredLlama — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:11:50 +0000

You forgot human!

By: NEOmusings

NEOmusings — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:15:31 +0000

What about toads? (As in the “Beavis and Butthead” episode where the guys try licking a toad to get high?)

By: NEOmusings

NEOmusings — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:14:16 +0000

Actually, rabbit does taste sort of like chicken. My dad got a rabbit once when he was out hunting and told my brother and me it was “ground chicken” in an effort to get us to eat it. Might explain why I’m a vegetarian now.

By: ~rae~

~rae~ — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:58:53 +0000

did you pay for it to have chicken ad’s on the side???

By: Deimos

Deimos — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:03:06 +0000

Rabbit tastes nothing like chicken!! Heathen!

What about humans, though?

By: your mom

your mom — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:25:28 +0000

I think that perhaps “chicken-osity” would have been more appropriate. =D

By: weaas

weaas — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:29:53 +0000

omg, joke fail.

By: colry

colry — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:10:25 +0000

Bear Grylls!!

By: ryszard

ryszard — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:03:13 +0000

“[Rat is] every bit as good as squirrel.” Unk. Confederate child, during or after the siege of Vicksburg, Mississippi.

By: culinary chick

culinary chick — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:59:35 +0000

Where’s the rabbit? Frog’s legs?

Both of these can fool the avid chicken eater!

By: Maryland_Belle

Maryland_Belle — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:43:10 +0000

I don’t know about crocodile, but fried alligator tail is 1/2 chicken nugget; 1/2 fish stick.

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:43:17 +0000

I’ve heard that as well (my uncle and dad claim so even), however since I will not touch KFC (too much grease!), and there is no way I’ll EVER eat these things, I can’t verify the accuracy of this chart.

By: Le Snail

Le Snail — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:01:16 +0000

And chewy…ness

By: Staz

Staz — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:53:47 +0000

You forgot that human also taste like chikkin

according to the movie National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon movie

By: Where's My Refund

Where's My Refund — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:45:44 +0000

Concept win, axis orientation fail

By: brinnann

brinnann — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:17:17 +0000

Alligator and crocodile must not taste as much alike as I’d expect: Gator isn’t at all fishy, and only mildly chickeny. The best description I can come up with is some kind of combo between chicken and pork, though that doesn’t do it justice at all.

By: Flick

Flick — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:20:30 +0000

216 – Personality Fail.

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:25:31 +0000

Taste of human sir?

I’ll have the vegetarian…

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:24:29 +0000

I know, right? Escargot tastes like garlic and butter.

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:24:00 +0000

Yeah, most of those things don’t taste like chicken. They do, however, taste like delicious. Dunno about the crickets, and really , how can you be sure you’ve never had rat?

By: Panda-s1

Panda-s1 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:32:37 +0000

Wait, what about reindeer?

By: Gillian

Gillian — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:15:32 +0000

Yikes. What kind of awful escargot is that guy eating, if it tastes like chicken…

By: glenda90621

glenda90621 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:56:10 +0000

“Chickeny..ness” — LOL

By: brewski

brewski — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:04:24 +0000

And rat is a ratty chicken.

By: Magz

Magz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:12:14 +0000

You forgot frog legs!

By: 216

216 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:44:54 +0000

Sound like you need to come out of the closet…
er, I mean cave.

By: Max

Max — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:29:00 +0000

I always heard that sewer rat tastes like pumpkin pie.

I’ll never know, ‘cuz I won’t eat the filthy motherf***er.

By: eggplant

eggplant — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:19:21 +0000

Great list, but you should add Kangaroo. Tastes more like chicken than chicken.

By: ellahydew

ellahydew — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:02:12 +0000

Eddie reference *swoons*

By: The Josh Man

The Josh Man — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:56:51 +0000

Don’t forget babies. Babies taste of chicken.

By: ryszard

ryszard — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:49:13 +0000

“Have you ever been to a friend’s house and have them say, ‘Here, try some mink! Try some weasel! It tastes just like chicken!’? If I wanted that, then I’d just EAT SOME F***ING CHICKEN!” -Bob “Bobcat” Goldthwait

By: Niho

Niho — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:47:25 +0000

But making their graph in MS Paint, WIN.

And I haven’t heard a KFC joke in years

By: Cap'n Amaranth

Cap'n Amaranth — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:41:09 +0000

Humour does not die.

By: 216

216 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:39:28 +0000

The KFC-is-bad thing, is quite old. When a joke is old — it’s not funny.
Originality FAIL!

By: BC girl- Jen

BC girl- Jen — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:30:08 +0000

Who get their source from a Bear?

By: Bart

Bart — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:26:51 +0000

lemmi guess Bear was your source ?