Comments on: An Hour Of American Idol

By: prof. crustderp

prof. crustderp — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 09:20:35 +0000

I like waffles.

And puppies.

By: Foamy_Your_Lord_and_Master

Foamy_Your_Lord_and_Master — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:09:17 +0000

Dear elitism fighter,

Your patriotism is heartwarming… In the sense that your obviously a person with an underpowered brain and too little will power to come up with your own opinions. Americans have caused more problems in the past 50 years than any other country.

As well, recent polls have shown people who believe in Christianity are becoming agnostic, atheist, or converting to Islam because they don’t believe in being brain-washed bible quoting morons.

And Communist homosexual? Seriously, if your going to try and troll, pick something that may enrage more then the <1% of North Americans that believe in communism. The only communist nation left is China, and how many of the Chinese have heard of graph jam?

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:56:32 +0000

yeah me too. its no fun to listen to people that can sing WELL.

By: Earl the Pearl

Earl the Pearl — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:37:57 +0000

I’m glad that most of the general public’s I.Q. is so low that this is the sort of thing that entertains them, because that clearly seperates me from them, and YOU as well for that matter. Another reason that I don’t watch that show is that I’m a proffesional musician and as talented as some of the vocalists on the show might be, the show as a whole is completely devoid of musical sensitivity. It is just a giant corporate machine churning out a product counting on below average intellegent people like Elitism Fighter to continue to shove it down the rest of our throats… on a seperate note it is a well known fact that the guy calling everyone else a homo is ALWAYS the guy that secretly wants someone to put something up his butt… and he called us all homosexuals eight times so how gay is he?

By: Elitism Fighter

Elitism Fighter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:30:48 +0000

You don’t get it, Communist homosexual–REALITY TV is wholesome family CHRISTIAN PATRIOT ENTERTAINMENT produced by Christian patriots, not Communist homosexual union members trying to cram their perversion down the throats of the MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC! I guess you want practicing homosexual Marc Cherry’s “Desperate Housewives” and “Will & Grace’s Homosexual Sex Orgy” instead, huh Communist homosexual? NOT IN MY AMERICA!

By: Jordan S

Jordan S — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:48:54 +0000

Hey guys, I’m glad you enjoyed this graph. I’ll never understand why so many people like garbage like that and “Dancing with the Stars” (which might be the STUPIDEST of them all)

By: Maderman

Maderman — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:07:29 +0000

lol. I love the use of the zero. Brilliant.

By: Maderman

Maderman — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:06:43 +0000

This is a parody right? Nobody’s really this clueless…

By: Kaylee

Kaylee — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:47:09 +0000

Yah. And as much sex appeal as cat barf.

By: vervain

vervain — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:39:41 +0000

Makes me glad I’ve never watched that show.

By: CGS

CGS — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:18:22 +0000

But the graph doesn’t even include “quality tele-”- um, never mind…

By: Yukito

Yukito — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:06:34 +0000

Wait… what? You referring to yourself? Last time I checked I was a Buddhist who works summers in China… with an elder brother serving our dear country as an officer in the Armed forces. the American Armed forces. Because I’m American, too.

Please tell me you are joking or else I’ll get one of my “Happy Fun Time Monkey Land Communist” friends to go shoot me.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:08:54 +0000

What the f*ck? ^

The only entertaining part of American Idol is watching the rejects in the auditions tank and get mocked by Simon.

By: Elitism Fighter

Elitism Fighter — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:57:05 +0000

Guess what, Communist homosexuals–the majority of the American public doesn’t agree with you. AMERICA’S NUMBER 1 SHOW is TV-G rated, Parents Television Council approved, wholesome Christian patriot family entertainment AMERICAN IDOL! ON AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE NETWORK AND THE MOST POWERFUL NAME IN NEWS–FOX!! MAJORITY WIN, MINORITY LOSE, COMMUNIST HOMOSEXUAL IVORY TOWER INTELLECTUAL ELITIST SNOBS! If you don’t like what America likes–IF YOU DON’T LIKE AMERICA–why don’t you GET THE HELL OUT OF MY AMERICA NOW AND GO TO SURRENDER MONKEY LAND, COMMUNIST HOMOSEXUALS?

Oh yes, Communist homosexuals–HOW BIG WAS YOUR CELEBRATION ON SEPT. 11, 2001?

I–am AN AMERICAN! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!

By: Zushi

Zushi — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:06:15 +0000

Someone should do one like this for Last Comic Standing…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:58:20 +0000

What did this graph author do – make a 4×4 pixel graph and blow it up in paint?

By: kaylee

kaylee — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:48:08 +0000

There are no adjectives in the world that can describe my hatred for frakkin stupid show. And “tool” is a good descriptive for what’s-his-face, as in “not the sharpest in the shed”. I give this graph Thumbs Way Up.

By: emily

emily — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:09:34 +0000

i really only watch it at the beginning of the season when its the terrible people first, then it never crosses my mind again.

By: Koki Kariya

Koki Kariya — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:02:29 +0000

As long as you don’t wash it of course.

By: Not_you

Not_you — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:31:29 +0000

and then, put the tire iron on ebay. i’d pay good money for it, i’m sure i’m not the only one.

By: brewski

brewski — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:28:27 +0000

Make it stop! I’m begging you. Someone please take Ryan Secrest out back and beat him with a tire iron.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:50:39 +0000

It’s funny because it’s true. I hate the American Idol Machine.

By: 216

216 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:26:17 +0000

DAMN!

By: FacialTurd

FacialTurd — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:11:05 +0000

First