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perv. lol.
I second this,
phirst!!!!!
I told you over on PK that Failblog is that way —–>
Just one more tab and you’re there!
up for burn of the week.
Shouldn’t (16 year old boy be marked out and replaced with ALL MEN
swap heroes with economy and you can label that “Men 30 and up”
I don’t know anyone who goes to a site like this that isn’t a nerd enough to care about Heroes over the economy.
Caring about Heroes more than the economy isn’t an indication of nerdiness, it’s an indication of stupidity.
Yes, the more I care about the economy the more it’s going to magically get better. Glad I’m not stupid!
*WIN*
sexism fail
Wrong. Sexism WIN.
*masturbates*
I will nevar put mah PC gun away! mwahahahaha
(gets out pc gun and shoots sean)
Maybe you havn’t noticed yet but sexism is not only possible in connection with women. This is sexism agains men because he assumes, that this chart applies to every 16 year old male.
Just for the record….
Anyway, this chart and the prejudice it presents isn’t even funny, just lame!
English plz kthxbai
That is English. Use a dictionary if you don’t believe me.
Ironic, isn’t it, that you think ‘words’ like “kthxbai” count as English, but words like “sexism” and “prejudice” aren’t …
“kthxbai” looks more like the product of a seizure while typing (or keyboard tourettes) than English to me.
Uh, dude, yes, it was ironic, because Xtreme was *being* ironic!
It would have been better if he said, “Engrish plz kthxbai”
A great point — but subtly averted by his use of “Things I Care About” rather than “Things A Sixteen Year Old Boy Cares About.” (The parenthetical comments about him being sixteen are just explanatory.) Had he titled the graph as relating to all sixteen year old boys, I’d agree. But he didn’t. It’s a subtle difference; and one could argue that the implication is there; but he didn’t cross the line of sexism towards boys. So, one more PC gun back in the holster.
I think that 16 is probably close to the stage in all men where the male hormones are pretty much running the show. With this being said, the sad truth is that the hero and economy pies are greatly exaggerated.
sexism? how about reality.
…..that and boobies rock.
*masturbates*
great now i feel ashamed…..
*masturbates again*
ahhh, that’s better.
it does not say that all 16-year-olds feel this way. it says what this one particular 16-year old cares about.
no he doesn’t: re-read the title. thinks that i care about, with the qualification that he is a 16 year old male.
It’s not actually, because he hasn’t said all 16 year old boys, just himself who happens to be a 16 year old boy.
strangely enough, my personal update to the above graph – “Things I (34 year old man) Care About” is pretty much identical, with the exception that “Heros” slice has been replaced with “Football”. weird.
My version of the graph has the economy slice replaced with finding a job.
Otherwise, very accurate indeed.
Seriously. Have some respect. This offended me, and I am not easily offended.
Have you ever been to a high school? I swear this is all the average 16 year old boy draws in binders/textbooks. Their art skills are limited to circles. Sure you can want to punch them in the head… but the little things are basically walking bags of hormones. They’ll grow up (eventually).
>:/
Yeah, and the greeks were boob-obsessed, as well. They even modeled one of their characters after it: lower-case omega! It’s true. (Brings new meaning to the novel “Omega Man.”)
LOL!
Pure WIN!
Ok, you have my permission to never visit this site again. What are you, 80!
*masturbates offensively*
As a female myself, you offend me. Who are you, Sarah Palin?
Haha, nice comment.
Epic WIN!
leah, you complete me
I think you left your tampon in too long. Seriously. Take it out.
Are you sure you don’t mean “…and I’m not easily offended when I hide under my bed and plug my ears chanting ‘lalalalalala’ “??
A lady. – “Seriously. Have some respect. This offended me, and I am easily offended.”
Fixed
I love ANYTHING that offends the easily offended.
I’m sorry, I know as a girl i should find this offensive but i really don’t. I find it rather funny.
It’s funny cuz it’s true!
im a girl too, and it made me lol.
Also a lady.
Still thought it was kind of funny :3
Somehow, this graph might have been more funny if it had two circles instead of one, but I can’t work out the details.
Agreed. Perhaps a vinn diagram?
Maybe “Things I think about in school (the economy)” & “Things I think about at home (Heroes)”
yes! That was my thought exactly. And all those other females who were offended will probably try to kick me out of the gender for this but still:
A very simple venn diagram for an even more simple-minded boy than the op. Each circle is a breast (labled left and right) and where they meet, forming cleavege, “both!”
Because really, what is one boob without the other?
venn, not vinn.
That would have been funny!
while it would insite more giggles, it would bother me so much. What is a single boob? I mean, as someone with a pair myself, I would just feel unbalanced with one. And as I said above, one is kind of useless (unless you’re actually breast feeding…)
And as someone else said, your ears should be warm….
It’s SYMBOLIC, sophie, it’s SYMBOLIC. I think this wins the Nitpicky Comments of the Year award (unless you’re joking, in which case, OK…
)
Mine would replace Heroes and Economy with Finding Stuff To Waste Time With On The Internet and … well, I guess it would just be those two.
I’m more offended by the generalisation of the entire population of males..
I’m offended by the fact you can’t spell. I can’t stand people that can’t spell. Kindly remove yourself from the conversation until you can spell.
I suggest you look in a British dictionary. And maybe take a little WD-40 to that mind of yours; it doesn’t seem to be opening very easily.
*applauds*
VERY TRUE!!!
I’m an American and I realize (or realise…) that things are spelled differently in America than they are in other English-speaking countries.
So…before you go bashing the way other people spell certain words, you mgiht want to look into it.
*might
See, I didn’t look into what I spelled, and misspelled something. Look into it, like I didn’t.
The title says things *I* care about, not all men, and not even all sixteen year olds.
Actually, I think Sri is responding to 216′s response in regards to a generalization of all males – especially since his response is threaded to 216′s response.
Even though it’s kind of dumb to be offended by that. Seriously, what is with all the offended people in this thread? Grow a pair, people. Failblog for all of you.
Yes, and we can say that, now that she’s 18.
Asses are better.
*fap fap fap fap fap*
What about gay men?
Only those interested in big gay men would care even remotely about moobs.
What about men with irrational aversions to anatomical features? I know plenty of girls who think feet are gross.
And men allergic to breast milk?
About your third point: “A foot is like an ass attached to the bottom of your leg.” I’m not sure being like an ass counts as something negative–most men enjoy asses, too, and that applies to both hetero- and homo-sexuals.
I was referring to the function of the body part, not the aesthetic. Although, just like the ass, the foot has to be exceptional, to be considered lovely. I made the mistake of thinking most people would come to that conclusion. My bad.
*fights the urge to type mental thoughts*
*fights the urge to request photographic picture of boob awesomeness*
…oh dang it. Well here we are, Emily. Here we are indeed.
*awkwardly runs away*
mental thoughts?
as opposed to…. physical thoughts?
lol
: )
Amazingly good point. I’m an Elle fan myself though.
In my graph, Heroes would take up most of it…
*shakes head sadly*
I like this graph. The creator is telling us what he likes.
People getting offended by one person expressing their innocent opinion about what he likes scare me. I am going to make a generalization, but you are probably one of those people that write the FCC every time you see a gun on TV.
It is an innocent graph of what one 16 year old boy cares about. It is not about you, and he didn’t put up any pictures. Get over it.
Good thing 16-year-olds can’t vote in the U.S.
lolllllllllllll
Yeah, I wasn’t sure if we were talking about the tv show or…something else…I don’t know, firemen and army guys or something…
I actually thought he was talking about superheros, like superman and spiderman, until just now. right, he’s talking about the tv show. duh.
no. and No.
That graph works for me too…replace the economy with maybe alcohol tho
Props for the gay women!
Best coworker I ever had was a self exclaimed “Bull Dyke” lesbian. She was a bigger pig than I ever have been.
(Sigh) I miss working with her. She was cool. (And her girlfriend was SMOKING!!!
)
I agree. I found that gay women I’ve worked with are more conscientious and work harder than most men, because they’re trying to fit in and be accepted in a man’s world.
Straight women, on the other hand, usually try to fit in by being cute and charming and sexy (not always — I’ve known a lot of hard-working, conscientious straight women, too).
But gay women don’t usually play that game. So they’re stuck with just having to be as good or better than men. I’ve respected the professionalism of almost all the gay women I’ve known.
I’m pretty sure it should be 100% boob
Good one!
Size doesn’t matter, just shape. Big, small, they’re all good (“for one and all”? hehe). The only thing you can do to a boob to ruin it is stuff it with silicon. Uggh. Worst thing ever. The only thing implants are good for is for getting guys to look at you from across the room. But that’s it. Underneath, they suck (no pun intended). So, if you’re ever tempted to get a boob job, just don’t. Stuff your bra if you have to, but don’t ruin a perfectly great thing with that nonsense.
(This message brought to you by boob lovers everywhere.
)
Mallory’s mammaries make men’s meat muscles magnify mighty magnificently!
Mwah!
Mmmmm, magnificent memorandum!
Lol and LOL for the graph & Palin references.
what about Lost?
This is why he is voting for Palin
he’s 16, he can’t vote.
I concur entirely with thelorax, who posted:
I like this graph. The creator is telling us what he likes.
People getting offended by one person expressing their innocent opinion about what he likes scare me. I am going to make a generalization, but you are probably one of those people that write the FCC every time you see a gun on TV.
It is an innocent graph of what one 16 year old boy cares about. It is not about you, and he didn’t put up any pictures. Get over it.
VERY WELL SAID.
Very well said about what thelorax very well said!
too funny
People should really loosen up, its JUST A JOKE. srsly, you phail.
I’m a 16 year old girl and I lol’d. up tight women are annoying, IT’S JUST A DAMB GRAPH ¬¬
Amen, sistah!
*dumb
typ-o
Seriously guys? Seriously? Can’t you just laugh at a funny graph without reading into the perveness, nerdiness, or stupidity of it?
It’s just funny. Whether it’s true or not, it’s funny.
People these days…
Excellent attitude!
Also, hell yes on the Heroes.
Would be much better with circle within a circle graph: yellow on outer part, blue in the areola-e part, and the red in the middle kinda nipplin about.
Would be much better with circle within a circle graph: yellow on outer part, blue in the areola-e part, and the red smack dab in the center kinda nipplin about.
I am a gay 15 year old, and I do not endorse this graph.
does it say anything about homosexuals? does it say that this applies to all boys around this age? no. way to fail at understanding what the graph says.
you’re only 16. plenty of time left for growin’. i’m sure they’ll be lovely.
and hilarious. win.
I actually can’t believe this one 16yo boy’s oversimplification of reality has turned into this epic long discussion about abolutely nothing. It’s like watching Seinfeld.
That was awesome.
and as for that lady who is “not easily offended”, maybe a walk on the sketchier side of the world wide web will open your eyes.
What?
That doesn’t make any sense, so a guy has to be attracted to a woman, fair play, but what have her breasts got to do with it?
How old are you? 15?
FUUUUUUCK YOU ALL I HAAAATE NIIIIGERS, ARE YOU OFFENDED NOW?
16 yo NERD, u forgot the nerd part.
no i think hes got them straight