Comments on: Will the LHC create a black hole?

By: CheezburgerFanatic

CheezburgerFanatic — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:21:57 +0000

The geniuses at CERN should be ashamed of themselves for dividing by zero!

By: Gatekeeper

Gatekeeper — Sat, 22 May 2010 23:34:39 +0000

Yes. Yes I am.

By: Keymaster

Keymaster — Sat, 22 May 2010 23:33:24 +0000

NO, I am the freakin’ Keymaster!!!!!!

By: AstronomerDude

AstronomerDude — Sat, 22 May 2010 23:28:50 +0000

OMG!!!! There’s one on MY screen, too!!!! IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

By: ajos

ajos — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:11:10 +0000

perhaps they might be subjected to the eternal agony of continually feeling judged by G-d?

By: B

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:54:15 +0000

win

By: LIGHTPIE7

LIGHTPIE7 — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:22:21 +0000

XD, there was a cartoon about the LHC.

They made a big deal about how it might destroy the world. Then, when they pulled the switch to activate it, it worked perfectly.

Then they decided to destroy the world anyway by switching it on and off repeatedly.

By: biloba

biloba — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:00:57 +0000

okay so some scientists say there is the possibility of up to 3 billion habitable planets in our galaxy alone.

maybe this is why we haven’t met anyone else yet, they all get this advanced then “POP” vanish into a black hole.

go LHC go

By: Wownik

Wownik — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:58:32 +0000

Create a black hole? Not a chance. I thinks its more likely we create a second universe. Which would be cool too.

By: randomdude420

randomdude420 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:47:14 +0000

moo!

By: vic

vic — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:09:07 +0000

i bet it doesn’t

By: This Is My Name

This Is My Name — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:05:38 +0000

lmao..
i agree with SmashBrosLawl

By: Jujube

Jujube — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:22:31 +0000

While I think the graph is pretty funny (like the other LHCs), what I find even more amusing is people’s ignorance & their comments. I love reading the comments & get a bigger laugh from the worried responders than anything else. Yes, I’m making fun of ignorance & stupidity.

By: Dolt

Dolt — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:45:35 +0000

wouldn’t it be funny if when they turn it on again there is a freak earth tremmor and they all think it’s the end of the world

By: 3ntropy

3ntropy — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:53:40 +0000

Mayan calendar ftw. although i am a fan of the 2026 theory.

By: Nikos

Nikos — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:13:32 +0000

And what of the arrogance of those who claim they can understand god, know god’s opinion of man’s actions and god’s need or desire to set an “example to the rest of the universe”? What eternal agony should they be subjected to?

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:22:16 +0000

Who cares? The world’s going to end in 2012, anyway.

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:20:42 +0000

Totally LOL!

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:19:46 +0000

“When Gravity Fails”, by George Alec Effinger.

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:17:56 +0000

(*cough*) AM the keymaster!

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:16:41 +0000

“I” a the keymaster.

By: brewski

brewski — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:05:24 +0000

Only if the Jonas Brothers can be the opening act.

By: brewski

brewski — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:04:12 +0000

Are you the gatekeeper?

By: LadyGunn

LadyGunn — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:36:38 +0000

Why would the Long Hair Community create a black hole? We might make a really large hairball, but a black hole… mmm, I don’t think so…

(Yes, I belong to an online long hair community & that’s my first thought whenever I see ‘LHC’… *grin*)

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:24:24 +0000

Like gravity. Gravity is only a theory, scientifically.

Be interesting if that theory is wrong.

By: wes

wes — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:06:07 +0000

I think someone should schedule a surprise hannah montana concert in france on oct 21

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:44:22 +0000

The event horizon of a black hole of planetary mass will be much too small to produce the “fly in amber” effect you are proposing. Should you be “fortunate” enough to be killed by the black hole itself (rather than the associated destruction of the earth) You would be ripped apart sequentially as the tiny hole moved through you. Perhaps like being squeezed through a small funnel. If it were earlier in the process it would just drill a hole through you. You would not likely have time to contemplate your arrogance.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:14:19 +0000

If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES.

By: Kio

Kio — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:25:05 +0000

No. This one is from Ghostbusters.

By: fallafel

fallafel — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:06:23 +0000

However, noone will be around to laugh at you for very long should the idiots be right =) So the safe bet is to follow all logic and say that this will not doom us all.

By: Zmidponk

Zmidponk — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:32:33 +0000

…in theory. Be interesting if that theory is wrong.

By: BoredScienceFan

BoredScienceFan — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:37:47 +0000

The LHC may actually create many tiny black holes, this has been acknowledged, but they are so minuscule that they pop out of existence mere moments later. The reports that black holes will “SWALLOW OUR EARTH OH NOEZ” are, however, absurd.

By: Cinc

Cinc — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:12:30 +0000

Many Shubs and Zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

By: glory

glory — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:07:50 +0000

lol, red dwarf right? I love it!

By: jokerman

jokerman — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:04:31 +0000

Well, thats true unless youre banishing a god

By: plaster

plaster — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:14:47 +0000

Come on. Even if it creates a black hole, or a couple of black holes – it will take hours before they get anything larger than a protone, and days before it goes the size of a molecule.
You need much more than that to have a problem… Like, a planet, for starters.

By: bspinky

bspinky — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:10:13 +0000

omg there’s a black hole on my screen! *panic*

By: Freddie

Freddie — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:33:04 +0000

Sure we are, but not from the LHC.

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:07:29 +0000

NO!
I refuse to believe that!
We will not die, it will be far far worse a fate for us.
Instead, I propose that when the black hole is created, we will be doomed to fall into it, in agony, for all eternity.

That way God can use us and our arrogance as an example to the rest of the universe.

By: Alaina

Alaina — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:01:11 +0000

Black holes are full of awesome

By: Large Hardon Collider

Large Hardon Collider — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:48:33 +0000

This is a sexy graph

By: Neil

Neil — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:30:09 +0000

Funny. Love it!

By: Ackroyd

Ackroyd — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:15:45 +0000

You’re not supposed to let the beams cross!!!

By: SmashBrosLawl

SmashBrosLawl — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:10:17 +0000

We’re all gonna die.

By: Rodrigo Fernandez

Rodrigo Fernandez — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:06:16 +0000

How many more of these are we getting?

By: RJ

RJ — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:06:02 +0000

Very nice. And I can’t wait until someone takes it serious. That way I can laugh at the ‘graph’ and at them. Double the funny.