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Very nice. And I can’t wait until someone takes it serious. That way I can laugh at the ‘graph’ and at them. Double the funny.
How many more of these are we getting?
We’re all gonna die.
NO!
I refuse to believe that!
We will not die, it will be far far worse a fate for us.
Instead, I propose that when the black hole is created, we will be doomed to fall into it, in agony, for all eternity.
That way God can use us and our arrogance as an example to the rest of the universe.
The event horizon of a black hole of planetary mass will be much too small to produce the “fly in amber” effect you are proposing. Should you be “fortunate” enough to be killed by the black hole itself (rather than the associated destruction of the earth) You would be ripped apart sequentially as the tiny hole moved through you. Perhaps like being squeezed through a small funnel. If it were earlier in the process it would just drill a hole through you. You would not likely have time to contemplate your arrogance.
And what of the arrogance of those who claim they can understand god, know god’s opinion of man’s actions and god’s need or desire to set an “example to the rest of the universe”? What eternal agony should they be subjected to?
perhaps they might be subjected to the eternal agony of continually feeling judged by G-d?
Sure we are, but not from the LHC.
win
You’re not supposed to let the beams cross!!!
Well, thats true unless youre banishing a god
If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES.
lol, red dwarf right? I love it!
No. This one is from Ghostbusters.
Many Shubs and Zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Are you the gatekeeper?
“I” a the keymaster.
(*cough*) AM the keymaster!
NO, I am the freakin’ Keymaster!!!!!!
Yes. Yes I am.
Funny. Love it!
This is a sexy graph
Black holes are full of awesome
omg there’s a black hole on my screen! *panic*
OMG!!!! There’s one on MY screen, too!!!! IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
Come on. Even if it creates a black hole, or a couple of black holes – it will take hours before they get anything larger than a protone, and days before it goes the size of a molecule.
You need much more than that to have a problem… Like, a planet, for starters.
The LHC may actually create many tiny black holes, this has been acknowledged, but they are so minuscule that they pop out of existence mere moments later. The reports that black holes will “SWALLOW OUR EARTH OH NOEZ” are, however, absurd.
…in theory. Be interesting if that theory is wrong.
However, noone will be around to laugh at you for very long should the idiots be right =) So the safe bet is to follow all logic and say that this will not doom us all.
Like gravity. Gravity is only a theory, scientifically.
Be interesting if that theory is wrong.
“When Gravity Fails”, by George Alec Effinger.
I think someone should schedule a surprise hannah montana concert in france on oct 21
Only if the Jonas Brothers can be the opening act.
Totally LOL!
wouldn’t it be funny if when they turn it on again there is a freak earth tremmor and they all think it’s the end of the world
Why would the Long Hair Community create a black hole? We might make a really large hairball, but a black hole… mmm, I don’t think so…
(Yes, I belong to an online long hair community & that’s my first thought whenever I see ‘LHC’… *grin*)
Who cares? The world’s going to end in 2012, anyway.
Mayan calendar ftw. although i am a fan of the 2026 theory.
i bet it doesn’t
While I think the graph is pretty funny (like the other LHCs), what I find even more amusing is people’s ignorance & their comments. I love reading the comments & get a bigger laugh from the worried responders than anything else. Yes, I’m making fun of ignorance & stupidity.
lmao..
i agree with SmashBrosLawl
moo!
Create a black hole? Not a chance. I thinks its more likely we create a second universe. Which would be cool too.
okay so some scientists say there is the possibility of up to 3 billion habitable planets in our galaxy alone.
maybe this is why we haven’t met anyone else yet, they all get this advanced then “POP” vanish into a black hole.
go LHC go
XD, there was a cartoon about the LHC.
They made a big deal about how it might destroy the world. Then, when they pulled the switch to activate it, it worked perfectly.
Then they decided to destroy the world anyway by switching it on and off repeatedly.
The geniuses at CERN should be ashamed of themselves for dividing by zero!