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I never thought I was going to be FIRST. Mu-ha-ha!!!
Now what? …kind of an empty feeling…
I guess I will go read some spam…
IT’S OVER 9000!
Phallus!
What about the ones about “girth”. That’s important stuff too…
Very true! Girth is more important than length.
It’s not the size of the schooner, it’s the motion of the ocean.
Nah gurl, your wrong. Girth is where its at! I dont remember the last time the ocean got me off. :p
At least it can get you off
but it takes a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat
It’s all about the size of the propeller. *makes speedboat sounds*
“It’s not the size of the schooner, it’s the motion of the ocean.”
Never seen anyone get to England in a row boat
(from America)
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spam promising a bigger penis is a scam: they sell ground up pine needles and label it as some ancient asian recipe. the stuff won’t work, therefore the graph’s author’s penis is just a small as it was before he (assumption) started answering the spam.
LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS:
1) the author started off with a penis that size (2.5 inches on my monitor), or
2) the graph is wrong, and penis size should be right down there with all the other bars.
Discuss.
Orrrrr maybe it’s just a joke and a lame attempt at saying “penis” on a graph. Not to mention forcing it to be a phallic image.
lol, looks like someones pine needles didn’t work.
No… The graph is correct, he forgot to put nano meters at the end of each number.
lol someone doesn’t get the joke.
I thought it was the “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels scam”. Ok, our penis pills don’t work. Here’s a check for your money back – memo line of check says “I have a small penis”
Asians probably learned something about penis enlargement supplements through necessity though.
Hmm Im confused. Is his ‘Penis Length’ worth over 400 Nigerian dollars? Or is it longer than 400 of his old classmates? or…does it equal over 400 years of bad luck? Oh the conundrum!
Have no idea what the Y-axis means, but who cares. This is hilarious.
Are all of you saying that other people get these emails too? Now I don’t feel special anymore.
Fortunately my new R.O.L.E.X. is in the mail and that will cheer me up.
Yeah… And besides, there’s the winning online lottery ticket and all the greeting cards from unknown senders…
That was me that sent you those cards.
The last time I tried to enlarge my penis, everything got infected.
Ah, the Vimax pills…
The sad part you don’t know. He submitted this on his phone
Hey, what about breast size? I get plenty of those spams, too. Kinda weird, since I pee standing up….
Far more information than we needed to know Miss.
I think this would have been even more amusing as a horizontal bar graph.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HAHAHA!
ME TOO.
But… if he’s responding, then the chain emails are NOT broken, and thus back luck should not be a positive number. Booo.
But he only *replied* to them. He didn’t pass them on. Thus acknowledging that he read them, but only sent one, so his luck is still bad.
Label the Y-axis, please… -_-”