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Meh.
Sex doesn’t do it for me that early.
…pun.
Why would you get _out_ of bed for sex in the morning?
Alt. title: “% chance that work or sex will get me up at 5:45 in the morning”
So you can do it in the kitchen after putting on a pot of coffee… duh!
Should be Comparative Likelihood Arising Early for Work and Arising Early For Sex, or something similar.
“% chance that work or sex will motivate me” etc means percent chance combined of work and sex to motivate the graph’s author. Which I would imagine would be low, imagining he gets little sex and avoids work as much as possible.
I think the biggest problem with these is ambiguous labeling. More specificity fail and less graphing fail.
I’d probably get out of bed too if someone was trying to have sex with me at 5:45am.
they have a 5:45 in the morning????
comment WIN
Love this comment
“what else havent you told me????!!!”
sex.
now.
This would be better as a bar chart. Pie chart are meant to show the pieces of a whole. The pieces together should total 100%. Another option would be to retitle the pie chart “What gets me out of bed at 5:45 am.”
Maybe it’s 9.5% sex, 0.5% work and this graph shows the relative weight of the two.
Perhaps. I still think a bar chart would work better. I can see why sex would be 19 times more likely that work to motivate me to get out of bed (or at least wake up) at 5:45 am. However, with a bar chart you could also see the percentage of time being offered sex at 5:45 am motivates Bob E to get out of bed. Is it 47.5% of the time compared to 2.5% for work or is it 95% of the time compared to 5% for work?
Excuse me, please.
more likely *than* work
I wish somebody were offering me sex at 5:45 in the morning. No, just the alarm clock and the desperate need to get across town on time.
I had 2 girls offering me sex at 5:45 one morning … it was pretty friggin sweet but when we were done i was exhausted again and had to get ready for work since I was already late. Thankfully she wasnt after I was finished with her and her friend.
No thanks, I have a headache.
Psht 5:45? Try 4:30!
Work starts at 6am and you have to be at your desk at 6 you cant be just getting in the door either.
I think I know the guy who made this – he woke up at 5:45am to come over and have sex with me yesterday. Called my cell like 10 times and then rang my doorbell. Best wake-up call ever.
Rang your doorbell? Is that code?
if only doorbell = sex… mormons would be welcomed
Would you like to see my “watchtower”? *wink wink*
Wow…Lizzy…way to make yourself out to be a woolly whore! And how do you know what time this “guy” woke up? Was it the first thing to ask? I know if some bloke called me 10 times just for sex at that hour I would most definitely have turned my phone off after the 2nd ring and make certain he knows that if he comes over to see me the only thing that will be touching his wee-bits would be my knee, not delicate at all. You must be very young and stupid as all hell, or you really are a whore. Either way, you sound like an idiot, so do us all a favor and try to keep your legs closed…last thing the bloody world needs is a replica of what Eddie Izzard was trying to appear to be by having you knocked up.
Cheers!
You’re existence must be so sad. I know I find it unbearable.
Nice comeback. Slightly ruined by the ‘you’re’ but a smackdown all the same.
Hee-hee. Good one.
LOL Sweet
Ya…I’m a loony bird…but at least I get my bloody point across
I’m not so sure about that.
I agree.
*masturbates*
Seriously…I’m still amazed that there are ACTUAL gals that are proud to be friggin whores…amazing…no self-respect what-so-ever…please become a famous rock star and then overdose on something very deadly.
*issues*
Thank you for perpetuating the sexist double standard of oversexed women being whores. Newsflash: WE’RE ALLOWED TO LIKE SEX TOO. If we have multiple partners, it’s our choice, and we have as much a right to it as men. Now go stick your nose back in your bible and run along back to the fifties where you belong.
Maybe you are all wrong and it is an inside joke between some BFFs and the 5:45 am sex never even happened. Just a thought.
IS this a Tom Robbins (Fierce Invalids) reference? Because if it is, you have become a god in my eyes.