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True.
I’ve been saying this for YEARS – The bigger the truck, the smaller the tool.
FYI, it goes all the way to F-650.
that would be the ‘innies’?
good call
Women.
So if I get this right…
If we let:
Length of Penis (P) = L (ft.)
Magnitude of Ford Truck Model Number = Mnf (1/ft.)
Then:
Lp = 1/Mnf
Therefore:
I will make a note to myself to purchase a Ford Truck Model Number F1/2
MC
Funny?
People with big cars have small penises, har-har-har!
And they kill poler bears, har-har-har!
NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Stereotypes are funny because although they are not always true, enough of them are to make it funny. Kinda like Nascar fans lacking in personal hygiene.
what kind of car do you have?
Winner
agreed
I thought that was anime convention goers.
Those too hence the whole SOAP theme of quite a few skits at Acen every year.
So if you have, say a horse trailer that you need to move around, you by default have a small penis, let alone if you own a Ford truck at all?
Douchebag…
whats a poler bear? is it a bear on a pole? a bear that has a pole on it? A pole with bear fur? I know of Polar bears, but i’m not sure what this poler is
Wow bad reply system is fail.
works fine for me
It’s a white bear with a hard-on
HOW DOES POLER BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?!
The same way they know how to enjoy coca-cola every year at Christmas time.
Al Gore gave them the internet.
This would have been better as a line graph, rather than bar, to show the inverse relationship.
no
unless there is something like a F-237.5
why the hell would there be that?
You might need a 0.71875 ton pickup.
^ funny
What else would you drive if you had a 2.125 in. penis? One size does not fit all…
ahaha nice dude
Where do Hummers fit into this equation?
Hummers don’t fit anywhere
Hummers don’t fit anywhere.
Haaaaaaaa! NICE one de Groot.
Zzzzzing!!!!
It’s a shame this isn’t failblog. This is burn of the week material
They were too far off to the right side and got cropped out of the diagram.
The question is, where do Rangers fit in?
Stereotypes are real time savers though.
this is a good graph about fords (found on road dead)
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Found On Rubbish Dumps
First On Race Day!
Freedom Of Revenge Day
That didn’t even make sense.
i may have a small pecker BUT WHO IS THE #1 BEST SELLING TRUCK IN AMERICA NEED I REMIND YOU ALL ballsacks
Ford considers itself the best selling truck when you don’t take into account GMC and Chevy truck sales added together. Once you add them together, they sell many more than Ford does.
Oh yeah, and according to a graph I saw somewhere, your wiener is tiny!
It’s the F-150. However, since it’s really only selling because rednecks need a place to keep their guns mobile in, I doubt that fact says anything at all about the truck.
How about ‘genitalia’? Girls love guys with big dic…..tionaries.
Yeah… spelling fail.
genetalia?- it’s about time somebody learned to spell and write properly in English properly, again
properly?
yup, times 2
The solution – don’t drive a FORD!
Eunuchs drive an F-450.
No, they drive Chevys
We certainly have some raw and tender widdle feelings on this topic.
Careful, it’s not your hearts you’re wearing on your sleeves.
Seriously! The greater the protest, the more likely it strikes a painful reality. People who need the larger trucks for farm or commercial use is a different story.
OP obviously drives an F-150??
MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN EVERYONE WHO OWNS A TRUCK, ALBEIT A VERY SMALL DIFFERENCE!
By the way, who wants some “w00ter”? I’m visiting New Jersey, and I hear it’s this crazy exotic drink that they serve here, and here only. I can’t wait to try it!
How does one factor in the ersatz scrota (“Truck Nuts”) periodically seen dangling from the trailer hitch?
Seeing as the rest of the truck is one big phallic compensation, I suppose the drivers feel that it’s not complete without a pair.
*excludes tailgating semi drivers*
I have seen one trucker’s penis and it was small, if you want to add a data point.
Hicks can’t see very well in the dark.
Actually, I think that this graph would be better if the comparison was instead about tire size being inversely proportional to penis size. This seems to be true in most cases. While truck size is definitely a factor, it’s not ALWAYS indicative of a small penis.
-A woman’s two cents-
LOL, my mom used to drive an F-150…
There’s a saying in Quebec, “Gros Corvette, ‘tit kequette”, which translates as “Big Corvette, li’l pee-pee”. I don’t have one for trucks, but then I don’t know what rhymes with “trois cent cinquante”.
Penis length… erect or flaccid?
The graph is more applicable to tire size than truck size, at least in Texas. Someone might actually need a larger truck around here.
ummm as a woman married to a man who had an F-350 before we met (and he still does), i have to say that i have seen actual “proof” that this is a LIE!
and u need to learn how to spell, just like everyone else on the internet. thatisall!
So far I’ve only seen 2 F650′s and both had women drivers.
Absolutely. However, a male F350 owner still wouldn’t touch the sides.
……..
I guess that would be one in favor of the logic of this graph then
Roflmao!