Comments on: Chance that my lane at the grocery store has the little old lady with exact change and 200 coupons when I am in a hurry to get done http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Thu, 24 May 2012 19:11:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: M http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-163376 Fri, 18 Feb 2011 01:39:04 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-163376 OMG, the nerve of people continuing to be alive.

Yeah, it’s frustrating to be behind that person, but all of us will hopefully be that person some day.

]]> By: supergeek17 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-118812 Sun, 04 Jul 2010 02:13:35 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-118812 As a cashier at a grocery store, I can verify the correctness of this graph. The bigger your hurry, the closer it is to your lunch break, the more of these people are in your line. D:

]]> By: Caity Lynne http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-39572 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:32:05 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-39572 Lol so true Justin!

]]> By: JM http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-29868 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:22:43 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-29868 Ugh, I know how you feel, Shang. I’m a cashier right now. Thankfully it’s at Harris Teeter and not some crappy ass place like Wal-Mart. But still… those old people! So effing slow! And their brain functions just slow down, too. They can’t seem to understand anything you tell them, and they ask stupid questions and they take the LONGEST time to reply to any sort of comment you make. Wow.

]]> By: GJMM http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-10238 Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:00:13 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-10238 Dammit… Well, a man can dream…

]]> By: Steve http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-9396 Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:50:19 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-9396 Yes, she has the exact change.

But she doesn’t know where it is.

]]> By: grollings, flush http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-8591 Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:26:11 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-8591 and waits until after everything is rung up and the total announce to dispute a price that is off by 5 cents and, once that is resolved, opens her purse, fumbles around until she finds tha check book, places it squarely on the little check-writing counter, holds it open with one hand while looking in the purse for her glasses, ingnores the pen the cashier is holding out to her while she digs around for that one pen her grandaughter gave (insert entire story here) and then writes the check and waits until it has rung through and the cashier has put it in the drawer and then she meticulously enters the check info in the register and balances the account and then puts the pen back in a special place in the purse and then puts…

]]> By: Dexaan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-8577 Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:31:57 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-8577 Nah, she’s behind you but ahead of someone who is in a hurry

]]> By: Bloobeard http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-8531 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:22:17 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-8531 What is supposed to happen below 10% “Degree of being in a hurry”? Does the little old lady implode?

]]> By: ding ding http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-8530 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:46:53 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-8530 one of the worst yet.

]]> By: Justin http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/08/16/song-chart-memes-chance-that-my-lane-at-the-grocery-store-has-the-little-old-lady-with-exact-change-and-200-coupons-when-i-am-in-a-hurry-to-get-done/comment-page-1/#comment-8498 Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:39:33 +0000 http://graphjam.wordpress.com/?p=4438#comment-8498 And what’s with airline food? Jerry Seinfeld called on behalf of all tired schtick comics everywhere, they want their joke back.

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