and waits until after everything is rung up and the total announce to dispute a price that is off by 5 cents and, once that is resolved, opens her purse, fumbles around until she finds tha check book, places it squarely on the little check-writing counter, holds it open with one hand while looking in the purse for her glasses, ingnores the pen the cashier is holding out to her while she digs around for that one pen her grandaughter gave (insert entire story here) and then writes the check and waits until it has rung through and the cashier has put it in the drawer and then she meticulously enters the check info in the register and balances the account and then puts the pen back in a special place in the purse and then puts…
Ugh, I know how you feel, Shang. I’m a cashier right now. Thankfully it’s at Harris Teeter and not some crappy ass place like Wal-Mart. But still… those old people! So effing slow! And their brain functions just slow down, too. They can’t seem to understand anything you tell them, and they ask stupid questions and they take the LONGEST time to reply to any sort of comment you make. Wow.
As a cashier at a grocery store, I can verify the correctness of this graph. The bigger your hurry, the closer it is to your lunch break, the more of these people are in your line. D:
And what’s with airline food? Jerry Seinfeld called on behalf of all tired schtick comics everywhere, they want their joke back.
Lol so true Justin!
one of the worst yet.
What is supposed to happen below 10% “Degree of being in a hurry”? Does the little old lady implode?
Nah, she’s behind you but ahead of someone who is in a hurry
Dammit… Well, a man can dream…
and waits until after everything is rung up and the total announce to dispute a price that is off by 5 cents and, once that is resolved, opens her purse, fumbles around until she finds tha check book, places it squarely on the little check-writing counter, holds it open with one hand while looking in the purse for her glasses, ingnores the pen the cashier is holding out to her while she digs around for that one pen her grandaughter gave (insert entire story here) and then writes the check and waits until it has rung through and the cashier has put it in the drawer and then she meticulously enters the check info in the register and balances the account and then puts the pen back in a special place in the purse and then puts…
Yes, she has the exact change.
But she doesn’t know where it is.
Ugh, I know how you feel, Shang. I’m a cashier right now. Thankfully it’s at Harris Teeter and not some crappy ass place like Wal-Mart. But still… those old people! So effing slow! And their brain functions just slow down, too. They can’t seem to understand anything you tell them, and they ask stupid questions and they take the LONGEST time to reply to any sort of comment you make. Wow.
As a cashier at a grocery store, I can verify the correctness of this graph. The bigger your hurry, the closer it is to your lunch break, the more of these people are in your line. D:
OMG, the nerve of people continuing to be alive.
Yeah, it’s frustrating to be behind that person, but all of us will hopefully be that person some day.