Comments on: Names of Bond Girls

By: nathan

nathan — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:15:08 +0000

interpreting an idiom fail

By: zomg a ZOMBIE!

zomg a ZOMBIE! — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:11:43 +0000

wow, now that I think of it, almost all of the Bond girls DO have sexually explicit/suggestive names! also, props for that one, sam. Have a cookie!

By: the other guy

the other guy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:34:13 +0000

Ever heard of sarcasm, dumb ass?

By: Brendogg

Brendogg — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:30:54 +0000

i don’t get that one…

By: Disser

Disser — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:26:09 +0000

Same with being a dumb ass like you….Dontcha know that’s a famous quote?

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:00:45 +0000

This reminds me of Mock the Week: “I hope your not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Sukmeov.”
Yay

By: phillip

phillip — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:03:31 +0000

vesper lynd= West Berlin
not exactly sexual, but she was an double agent for the KGB…

By: Slammy

Slammy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:52:01 +0000

Do Me Now ? is it explicit enough ?

By: Scott

Scott — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:02:37 +0000

I remember Domino. Not explicitly sexy.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:28:56 +0000

Well…if you WERE all of that and a bag of chips…being a bag of chips seems like a pretty crappy thing to be worth.

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:50:18 +0000

Yes, but she wanted to be one.

I like the Austin Powers takes on the names: Ivana Humpalot

Brilliant!

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:13:33 +0000

I don’t know any doctor jokes.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:33:38 +0000

You could always, ya know, NOT visit the site if it bugs you that much. It’s always an option.

By: pbr

pbr — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:16:19 +0000

“Named for your father, perhaps?” CLASSIC!!

By: Sparky

Sparky — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:35:49 +0000

MM! I can answer that!
Vesper Lynd was the name of the girl in Casino Royale. Jinx was in Die Another Day…
And I’m sure there’s moar… xD

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:26:44 +0000

Or, “I thought Christmas only came once a year” followed close behind that one.

By: 216

216 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:53:45 +0000

She’s not a conquest. More of a comrade.

By: Curt S.

Curt S. — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:48:52 +0000

I think it depends on where you draw the line as to who is a bond girl. Wikipedia’s list makes it seem that ‘every’ woman in the films should be one and that would skew the results.

Hey, it’s all for fun, right?

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:43:19 +0000

Money Penny?

By: Dallen

Dallen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:26:13 +0000

What’s the realistic one? I’m going through the names in my head and can’t think of anything that’s NOT suggestive.

By: ggnamedrop

ggnamedrop — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:21:10 +0000

this graph wins, bond girl names always crack me up
also, Vince Vaughn

By: nickelbacksucks

nickelbacksucks — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:53:57 +0000

Best bond girl name ever! Chu Mi, from man with the golden gun….. I think.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:46:34 +0000

Y’know, everyone seems to be having fun with it…
Shows you what I know!

By: jomarthegreat1

jomarthegreat1 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:31:47 +0000

can’t forget Xenia Onatopp!

By: smashpro1

smashpro1 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:53:25 +0000

Holly Goodhead, Agent XXX, Octopussy, Penelope Smallbone

By: salohcin

salohcin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:50:35 +0000

I think it is “have” not “do”, but still very suggestive.

By: mike

mike — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:35:26 +0000

@chris
Come on, this one isn’t really that bad. I’d take this over, like, “Things to fear: wacky thing to be afraid of – 100%; other wacky thing – 100%; the reaper – 0%”. Oh man, it’s so funny, it’s like that one song! It’s those lazy references that need to stop. They’re not even really graphing anything. At least this one is making an observation… a fairly common one, but still.

By: 216

216 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:06:35 +0000

Oooh! clever. double HeeHee.

By: 216

216 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:05:51 +0000

HeeHee!

By: Mettan

Mettan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:36:36 +0000

Dr. Christmas, anyone?
“I always wanted to do Christmas in Turkey” I think is the line..

By: Joey Y

Joey Y — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:27:58 +0000

Remember Plenty O’Toole from Diamonds are Forever? What a great name.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:23:27 +0000

Why, why, why… can’t there be better, more creative, funnier graphs? A post the other day would have you believe that it’s a highly selective/exclusive process. I’m not seeing that when graphs like this are posted. I have never submitted one, so I’m not saying I’m all of that and a bag of chips… but please come with it! I stand the risk of getting caught by a nosy secretary everytime I come here, so please make it worth mine and everbody else’s time.

By: The Jolt Master

The Jolt Master — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:43:44 +0000

First!!

Pussy Galore…I can only imagine what her childhood must’ve been like.

“You mean…she’s *not* a crazy old cat lady??”