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Pussy Galore…I can only imagine what her childhood must’ve been like.
“You mean…she’s *not* a crazy old cat lady??”
Why, why, why… can’t there be better, more creative, funnier graphs? A post the other day would have you believe that it’s a highly selective/exclusive process. I’m not seeing that when graphs like this are posted. I have never submitted one, so I’m not saying I’m all of that and a bag of chips… but please come with it! I stand the risk of getting caught by a nosy secretary everytime I come here, so please make it worth mine and everbody else’s time.
You could always, ya know, NOT visit the site if it bugs you that much. It’s always an option.
Well…if you WERE all of that and a bag of chips…being a bag of chips seems like a pretty crappy thing to be worth.
Same with being a dumb ass like you….Dontcha know that’s a famous quote?
Ever heard of sarcasm, dumb ass?
interpreting an idiom fail
Remember Plenty O’Toole from Diamonds are Forever? What a great name.
HeeHee!
“Named for your father, perhaps?” CLASSIC!!
Dr. Christmas, anyone?
“I always wanted to do Christmas in Turkey” I think is the line..
Oooh! clever. double HeeHee.
I think it is “have” not “do”, but still very suggestive.
Or, “I thought Christmas only came once a year” followed close behind that one.
I don’t know any doctor jokes.
@chris
Come on, this one isn’t really that bad. I’d take this over, like, “Things to fear: wacky thing to be afraid of – 100%; other wacky thing – 100%; the reaper – 0%”. Oh man, it’s so funny, it’s like that one song! It’s those lazy references that need to stop. They’re not even really graphing anything. At least this one is making an observation… a fairly common one, but still.
Y’know, everyone seems to be having fun with it…
Shows you what I know!
Holly Goodhead, Agent XXX, Octopussy, Penelope Smallbone
can’t forget Xenia Onatopp!
i don’t get that one…
Best bond girl name ever! Chu Mi, from man with the golden gun….. I think.
this graph wins, bond girl names always crack me up
also, Vince Vaughn
What’s the realistic one? I’m going through the names in my head and can’t think of anything that’s NOT suggestive.
Money Penny?
She’s not a conquest. More of a comrade.
Yes, but she wanted to be one.
I like the Austin Powers takes on the names: Ivana Humpalot
Brilliant!
I think it depends on where you draw the line as to who is a bond girl. Wikipedia’s list makes it seem that ‘every’ woman in the films should be one and that would skew the results.
Hey, it’s all for fun, right?
MM! I can answer that!
Vesper Lynd was the name of the girl in Casino Royale. Jinx was in Die Another Day…
And I’m sure there’s moar… xD
vesper lynd= West Berlin
not exactly sexual, but she was an double agent for the KGB…
I remember Domino. Not explicitly sexy.
Do Me Now ? is it explicit enough ?
This reminds me of Mock the Week: “I hope your not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Sukmeov.”
Yay
wow, now that I think of it, almost all of the Bond girls DO have sexually explicit/suggestive names! also, props for that one, sam. Have a cookie!