Comments on: Waking time spent thinking about boobies

By: Yeah!

Yeah! — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:26:22 +0000

That’s what she said

By: Kay

Kay — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 23:25:07 +0000

I have to disagree, as I am an adult woman and I think about boobies at least 50% of the time.

(Lesbians ftw)

By: Kira

Kira — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:06:30 +0000

Heteronormative and insensitive to those who fall outside the gender norm and/or have no gender.
Fail graph fails.

By: lianaloo

lianaloo — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:27:48 +0000

jerk

By: Christian

Christian — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:40:33 +0000

I just want to point out that this should probably be a line graph.

By: freeplay

freeplay — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:57:04 +0000

eek… a woman, does my hair look good. o what ever let me get to the point.

WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!

By: Thom

Thom — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:26:20 +0000

And thus, Rick’s music career was begun, never to be given up.

By: kitty

kitty — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:33:31 +0000

*95%

By: kitty

kitty — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:33:07 +0000

omg than i must be a guy xD

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:38:16 +0000

I seem to remember having an interest in them as a kid too…

And I think about them more than 70% of the time. It’s really about 90% of the time. Sometimes I’ll check out her ass.

By: 4ntropy

4ntropy — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:30:43 +0000

TMI

By: Rule...whatever

Rule...whatever — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:29:42 +0000

There are no women on the internets

By: OH!

OH! — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:28:34 +0000

BURN!

By: Levi

Levi — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:12:58 +0000

If men think about sex every 7 seconds, and each time they think about it its for 7 seconds… Yeah 100%

By: memegi

memegi — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:15:49 +0000

I would like to state, for the record and as a woman, that the amount of time women spend thinking about breasts is relative not only to their sexual inclination but also to their own personal breast size. Ladies with average size boobies may be inclined to admire someone else’s once in a while, but those with very small or very large boobies tend to think about their own on a fairly frequent basis in one fashion or another.

Also boobies are much more fun to play with than they are to look at and think about, making the exercise fairly futile and therefore lessening the amount of time dedicated to the activity. I can look and create mental pictures all day but it isn’t nearly as fun as making them jiggle and dance and possibly even staging fingermen climbing expeditions on them. ^-^
(don’t judge me.. it’s the internet you silly)

Oh, and bonus points to IxChel for the gratuitous ornithology joke/pun.

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:29:19 +0000

Psh, I’m a woman and I like boobies.

Even women who aren’t lesbians like boobies, because they’re FUN!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:52:28 +0000

Lucky unappreciative bastard!

By: Trevor66

Trevor66 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:13:37 +0000

Shouldn’t be too hard

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:34:01 +0000

I need to start pretending to be gay…

By: COBHC666

COBHC666 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:04:50 +0000

Epic

By: zemme

zemme — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:51:03 +0000

agreed
@nosemoking: your kind annoy me.
also…@m. birks: lololol

By: zemme

zemme — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:48:10 +0000

poss a little more

By: furbious

furbious — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:56:25 +0000

no… it’s 50% women… 100% everyone else

even straight women looking at boobies

By: woo

woo — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:58:45 +0000

Or boobie avoision. (Avoision-it’s a word! Look it up!)

My boss is a gay dude and I rub my boobies on him to gross him out…funny.

By: woo

woo — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:56:15 +0000

Literally LOLed!

By: Ron Pork

Ron Pork — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:43:36 +0000

Well then get up off your fat butt and work out and you won’t have moobs.

By: Indy

Indy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:44:57 +0000

roflmao

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:38:02 +0000

Mmmmmmmmm….Lesbians+boobies+internet = WIN
What about trying to scope out and stare at boobies as many times a day as possible. Even BETTER than STARING! C’mon you guys, get with the picture! LOL
I know PLENTY of women that like staring at boobies!
Let’s hear it for boobies…HIP, HIP, HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

By: anne

anne — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:46:41 +0000

Well… I’m obviously not a woman then.

Boobies. Boooooobies. *grabbity grabbity*

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:00:41 +0000

I applaud the selection of the word boobies here. It makes the whole graph work.

“Breasts” just would not have given the graph the appeal.

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:08:40 +0000

a woman?! on the internet???!!!

By: Francine Dubois

Francine Dubois — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:03:03 +0000

I would like to state for the record that the data in this graph are skewed in that the major preoccupation of all of the “ass men” of the world has been omitted.

(luscious bootay > pendulous bosoms)

By: Eddy

Eddy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:35:13 +0000

I don’t know, I think I spend a lot of time thinking about mine.

By: 3ntropy

3ntropy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:07:28 +0000

TMI

By: 3ntropy

3ntropy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:06:42 +0000

tween girls 85%

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:04:13 +0000

So true….

By: marapper

marapper — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:46:53 +0000

Huh, and where are teenagers? They’re waking time spent thinking about boobies so much…

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:43:44 +0000

Only 70% for babies? My son was closer to 90% – his nickname was Piglet because he ate so much!

By: wykkedfae

wykkedfae — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:24:49 +0000

I think the baby one is inaccurate… I fairly sure my 4-month-old son thinks about boobies even when he’s pooping and sleeping.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:20:07 +0000

Reminds me if the European Beaches I went and visited.
I was so glad I wore the right shorts.

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:17:35 +0000

Somehow, somebody should have made a 2-circle Venn diagram out of this.

By: Michael Birks

Michael Birks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:02:30 +0000

You’re the only woman in the world, aren’t you, lolMiel?

You just wear different outfits and us men never look high enough to realise it’s the same face every time.

By: lolMiel

lolMiel — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:36:40 +0000

What mars said.

Trust me on this…I’m a woman. I also know every woman in the world.

By: mars

mars — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:02:45 +0000

Whoever made this graph obviously has no idea how breast obsessed the average woman is.

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:56:11 +0000

Well I wasn’t thinking about them until I saw this graph. (no, no that’s a lie…)

By: cm0n3y

cm0n3y — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:53:34 +0000

umm, its time spent, so…..yeah, 100% about covers it!

By: nobody

nobody — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:53:32 +0000

Female teens at about 50%

By: Floppy Donkey

Floppy Donkey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:35:14 +0000

It should be 100% of Straight men

By: im-just-here

im-just-here — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:30:48 +0000

they forgot male teens at 110%

By: Ciorna83

Ciorna83 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:28:46 +0000

True, so very, very true. It works out because they think about sex 98% of the time (other 2% is eating and fart jokes), and slightly less than 70% of the sex thinking includes the girls.