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Only 70%? Shouldn’t that be higher?
It should be 100% of Straight men
umm, its time spent, so…..yeah, 100% about covers it!
I seem to remember having an interest in them as a kid too…
And I think about them more than 70% of the time. It’s really about 90% of the time. Sometimes I’ll check out her ass.
jerk
Amayzing.
True, so very, very true. It works out because they think about sex 98% of the time (other 2% is eating and fart jokes), and slightly less than 70% of the sex thinking includes the girls.
omg than i must be a guy xD
they forgot male teens at 110%
Female teens at about 50%
tween girls 85%
poss a little more
*95%
Well I wasn’t thinking about them until I saw this graph. (no, no that’s a lie…)
Whoever made this graph obviously has no idea how breast obsessed the average woman is.
What mars said.
Trust me on this…I’m a woman. I also know every woman in the world.
a woman?! on the internet???!!!
agreed
@nosemoking: your kind annoy me.
also…@m. birks: lololol
There are no women on the internets
eek… a woman, does my hair look good. o what ever let me get to the point.
WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!!
You’re the only woman in the world, aren’t you, lolMiel?
You just wear different outfits and us men never look high enough to realise it’s the same face every time.
So true….
Somehow, somebody should have made a 2-circle Venn diagram out of this.
Reminds me if the European Beaches I went and visited.
I was so glad I wore the right shorts.
I think the baby one is inaccurate… I fairly sure my 4-month-old son thinks about boobies even when he’s pooping and sleeping.
Only 70% for babies? My son was closer to 90% – his nickname was Piglet because he ate so much!
TMI
Literally LOLed!
TMI
Huh, and where are teenagers? They’re waking time spent thinking about boobies so much…
I don’t know, I think I spend a lot of time thinking about mine.
Well then get up off your fat butt and work out and you won’t have moobs.
I would like to state for the record that the data in this graph are skewed in that the major preoccupation of all of the “ass men” of the world has been omitted.
(luscious bootay > pendulous bosoms)
I applaud the selection of the word boobies here. It makes the whole graph work.
“Breasts” just would not have given the graph the appeal.
Well… I’m obviously not a woman then.
Boobies. Boooooobies. *grabbity grabbity*
Mmmmmmmmm….Lesbians+boobies+internet = WIN
C’mon you guys, get with the picture! LOL
What about trying to scope out and stare at boobies as many times a day as possible. Even BETTER than STARING!
I know PLENTY of women that like staring at boobies!
Let’s hear it for boobies…HIP, HIP, HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
roflmao
no… it’s 50% women… 100% everyone else
even straight women looking at boobies
Psh, I’m a woman and I like boobies.
Even women who aren’t lesbians like boobies, because they’re FUN!
I would like to state, for the record and as a woman, that the amount of time women spend thinking about breasts is relative not only to their sexual inclination but also to their own personal breast size. Ladies with average size boobies may be inclined to admire someone else’s once in a while, but those with very small or very large boobies tend to think about their own on a fairly frequent basis in one fashion or another.
Also boobies are much more fun to play with than they are to look at and think about, making the exercise fairly futile and therefore lessening the amount of time dedicated to the activity. I can look and create mental pictures all day but it isn’t nearly as fun as making them jiggle and dance and possibly even staging fingermen climbing expeditions on them. ^-^
(don’t judge me.. it’s the internet you silly)
Oh, and bonus points to IxChel for the gratuitous ornithology joke/pun.
If men think about sex every 7 seconds, and each time they think about it its for 7 seconds… Yeah 100%
I just want to point out that this should probably be a line graph.
Heteronormative and insensitive to those who fall outside the gender norm and/or have no gender.
Fail graph fails.
I have to disagree, as I am an adult woman and I think about boobies at least 50% of the time.
(Lesbians ftw)
Or boobie avoision. (Avoision-it’s a word! Look it up!)
My boss is a gay dude and I rub my boobies on him to gross him out…funny.
Epic
I need to start pretending to be gay…
Lucky unappreciative bastard!
Shouldn’t be too hard
And thus, Rick’s music career was begun, never to be given up.
BURN!
That’s what she said