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Mitch Hedberg FTW!
Indeed, Yukito. Mitch Hedberg, RIP and thanks for the lols!
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some special rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
R.I.P. Mitch.
There are 7 ducks out there.
And they all want SUN CHIPS!
what if the duck had friends?
He could have a beaver in tow
That’s what she said.
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
Cause if you’re an animal you wanna have a beaver as a friend. They have some kickass houses. They’re on the lake… Lakeside my ass, lake ON!
that were not ducks that is.
Like a beaver?
Nice Beaver!
Thanks, I just had it stuffed…
Have you ever seen a duck eat chicken??? This may be a sign of cannibalism. If they wiull eat chicken whats next, cats then dogs then people… I am never feeding a duck chicken I tell you that much.. Oh and seeds are better for them that bread. i heard bread can make there tummie essplode… I thought this may be interesting… turns out you dont get to see the poof it’s internal!!!
Honestly I do not know what is wron with me but I am amused by this… Even giggling at my desk here… What are you fearing most right now?? Cannibal ducks of mer? hehehe!!
ok so with all the laughing there were a few spelling errors.. where I wrote
Cannibal ducks of mer? hehehe!! I meant Cannibal ducks or me? hehehe
Eh….
But the bread will change the weight of the duck. So when the woman and the duck are placed on the scales, we won’t properly be able to tell if she’s a witch! So how else can we tell if she a witch…? Oh wait, this is graph about ducks, sorry.
*giggle*
gaahaahahahah.
many LOLs
this graph reveals one of the major truths about the mystical duck-human relationship
also, Patrick Swayze
R.I.P Mitch
i don’t know Mitch Hedberg or the reference, so my first impression is that it was missing option #3, “Have shotgun”
OMG why has that graph not been submitted yet??
Funny! (And so true.)
RIP Mitch. greatest comedian ever IMO.
the news of his death was released april 1st ’04. i thought it was a prank at first. talk about getting the last laugh in the worst way possible. his style was inimitable, his humor was (at times) inscrutable, and his comic genius was undeniable.
you are sorely missed, my good man. may your jokes carry on like those of bill hicks.
Mitch Hedburg is the best.
RIP Mitch, you will be missed
I sure miss Mitch.
This is my favorite graph to date.
Aww, thank you. ^_^
Just like chris farly, Mitch has left my life
why do all the comedians I love die on me?
and carlin too
Mitch is gone, and he will be missed, but thankfully his comedy lives on.
Heh, here he is:
Great routine.
I saw this wino; he was eating grapes.
I said, “Dude. You have to /wait./”
Another Hedberg that I didn’t even notice! “There’s a whole bunch of ducks outside, and they ALL WANT SUNCHIPS!”
Duck 1: Hey, Quin, check out that b!tch over there! She owes me a loaf!
Quin: Mmm, garrll. She ‘don have no bread on her!
REALITY:
Duck 1: Quack! Quack! *flap wings* Quack!
Quin: Quack! Quack!
Just my view on the duck world. They are all ghetto. That is all.