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Movie – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Help!! Help!!! I’m being repressed!!!
Come see the violence inherent in the system!!
Some call me……..Tim. ,
how about if we build the giant wooden badger…..? -SLAPS-
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of ELDERBERRIES!!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you again!
You said that wrong… Exact quote:
“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!” You got half the bleedin’ quote wrong!!!
Sorry, my memory isn’t 100% accurate. Oh, and I didn’t get half of the quote wrong, just 3/11ths of it, which is closer to a quarter than a half, no?
Good at maths eh?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?!
your mother is an unladened swallow.
so you should know.
YOUR mother was a HAMSTER
You’ll have to be more specific. African or European?
Monty Python Win!
Though….I don’t remember Tim falling off a bridge. Is this referring to the old man from scene 24?
You can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Yeah, Tim the Enchanter just sort of wandered off after the Vorpal Bunny kicked Hector, Gawain, and Bors’s asses. The graph must actually mean the Old Man from Scene 24.
We lost Hector, Gawain and Bors? That’s five.
Three sir.
That rabbit is dynamite!
You are totally right. My bad.
What are you going to do, BLEED on me??
It’s just a flesh wound!
why the scale in 0.5 units for # of persons?
Well, the black knight wasn’t really left a “whole person” now was he?
If he was included, this would be a 6/5 graph.
Dear god, enough with the “Monty Python”! Was it hilarious? Yes. Do we need every fourth graph about it? Holy hell, no! Not at all!
I know, Monty Python jokes are dead, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet its maker, they’re stiff, bereft of life, they rest in peace, if they weren’t nailed to a perch they’d be pushing up daisies, their metabolic processes are now history, they’re off the twig, they’ve kicked the bucket, they shuffled off their mortal coils, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile! THEY ARE EX-JOKES!
Gotta be honest… that was pretty good. But even still, enough already!
Damn beat me too it.
IT IS A DEAD PARROT!!! Spoofs… gotta love em…
Be quiet!
BE QUIET!
I AM ORDERING YOU TO BE QUIET!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
NI! NI! NI!
IT!|
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
You must find another shrubbery. Then you must find the mightiest tree in the forest, and cut it down… WITH A HERRING!!!!!!!!!
Well, apart from the ‘Tim’ discrepancy, one could also argue that “A Famous Historian” wasn’t actually IN A.D. 932, but the present-day 1970′s and commentating ABOUT the other events in the film…
(oh, and the whole date flub)
Again, sorry for the Tim mistake. I feel like real dork over that one. But I will argue that the historian was “in” medieval times or he wouldn’t have been slain. That’s how I interpret it. Secondly, “932 A.D.” is what’s listed as a title in the film.
Graph is inaccurate, all Plague deaths have been omitted.*
*not including those “not dead yet”
Um *deaths*, Tufte? This is a graph of “Occupational Demographics” or *JOBS*.
You don’t frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION… Your MOTHER was a hamster! And your father, smelt, of ELDERBERRIES!!!
Yes, depart a lot and cut out the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the top of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!!! Ha ha ha ha!!
Now I’m too lazy to look this up…where does the movie state that it’s 932? On the Final Rip Off Album, the bit introducing the audio from Holy Grail uses the year 787. Either this is wrong or the Monty Python guys were inconsistent?
Like an aeroplane, then?
Um… wow. The very first frame of the film after the opening credits is a black screen with England, 932 AD in large, white letters.
Bring out your dead!!
What about the job of the bearer of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
“then lobbeth the holy hand grenade at thine foe, who being naughty in mine eyes shall snuff it!!”
WIN! I love this movie and i was just watching it!!!!!
But Tim didn’t fall from the Bridge. It was the Old Man from Scene 24 who fell.