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The same goes for ketchup. Ketchup and white shirts are like polar opposites… cause they like attract… and stuff.
ketchup and any other tomato based product.
lolwut
And red slurpies. That stuff is made of industrial-grade dye.
That would explain the fact after you are done drinking them, your mouth looks like you’ve been licking glass.
Yup… too bad they’re delicous!!!!
Don’t forget bird poop! The ONE time I wear a white shirt to an amusement park, I’m not even there for five minutes, and *PLOP* I have bird crap on my shoulder.
It seems like a dark shirt would show bird poo worse, since it’s usually white. Lol or did your birdie fill up on berries before he bombed you? Either way, bad luck… I had a bird poo on my head when I was 4 and it was awful!
Anyhow, nice graph =D It seems to never fail!
this is so true its not even funny.
Um, surely this graph should run bottom left to top right, if it is supposed to say that the darker the substance, the more likely you are to spill it (which would be the funny-because-it’s-true thing to have it say)? With the line as it is, it says that you nearly always spill light stuff and hardly ever spill dark stuff… surely the opposite of what is meant?
In short, epic fail IMO. Also fail for everyone who took the time to say “nice graph” and so on despite the fact that it is an epic fail.
Of course, on closer reading of the axes it becomes clear that I have failed epically myself… *sob, wail etc*… please disregard all prior accusations of failure, and please don’t sue for character defamation.