Comments on: How Do You Know She’s a Witch?

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:51:41 +0000

tell me, does wood sink in water?

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:49:32 +0000

cider! apples! very small rocks! churches, churches! LEAD, LEAD!!!

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:48:31 +0000

not at all! they could be carried!

By: vip651

vip651 — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:21:43 +0000

Nei

By: Angela della Muerta

Angela della Muerta — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:45:33 +0000

“it’s a fair cop”

By: Jadzia

Jadzia — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:49:31 +0000

F-ing AWESOME!!! Love it!

By: Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat Lady — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:29:18 +0000

Bring me a shrubbery!

By: Christian

Christian — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:50:49 +0000

*laden. Unless you’re referring to her personal life.

By: rgr

rgr — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:40:06 +0000

Monty Python, isn’t it?

By: Boogers

Boogers — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:15:08 +0000

what did she say just before they carried her off for burning?

something about a fair court?

I never could make that line out.

By: Some person

Some person — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:49:06 +0000

What also floats?
Churches! Churches!

By: Tribble

Tribble — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:58:26 +0000

Depends on the quality of the broom.

By: graphmonger

graphmonger — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:59:04 +0000

“She turned me into a newt!….I got better” lol

By: Owl

Owl — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:32:39 +0000

SUPAH EPIC WINNESS!!

By: nii

nii — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:44:16 +0000

OMG I love Monty Python. I am proud to say that my nine year old son just converted a few of his friends (with their parents permission…I mean who doesn’t love this movie?). Another generation of NII sayers! )

By: Whatever

Whatever — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:04:55 +0000

SORRY! lol…

It’s really “Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?”

haha…messed that one up…

By: Whatever

Whatever — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:59:13 +0000

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of the world?

MY LIEGE!

By: boom

boom — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:57:33 +0000

are you suggesting witches migrate?

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:25:36 +0000

An African or European witch?

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:24:15 +0000

Oh, yeah…

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:59:47 +0000

What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden witch?

By: Nikky Raney

Nikky Raney — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:14:32 +0000

Monty Python and the Holy Grail <3

By: danyell

danyell — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:53:54 +0000

Technically the duck bit is redundant. Weighing the same as a duck, means that she can float, being able to float means she’s made of wood, and therefor…A WITCH! The duck weight is just way to tell if she’s made of wood.

So really duck=wood. So it’s silly to have two values.

Do you see?

By: cors

cors — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:33:13 +0000

But, can we not also build bridges out of concrete reinforced steel?

By: Full Circle

Full Circle — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:34:56 +0000

I like that the “she turned me into a newt” section is small… to represent getting better?

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:13:15 +0000

Build a bridge out of her!!

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:12:34 +0000

What about Idina Menzel?

By: Dite

Dite — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:09:24 +0000

And what do you burn apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!! Yay! Love the Monty Python.

By: Xenurine

Xenurine — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:45:03 +0000

EPIC WIN

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:42:21 +0000

hmmm arbitrary percentages.

By: Kevin Z

Kevin Z — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:44:37 +0000

Still the 2nd hottest witch (in my opinion) right after Elizabeth Montgomery…

By: Eddy

Eddy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:27:54 +0000

I got better!

By: wimple

wimple — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:26:48 +0000

It’s a fair cop.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:51:30 +0000

There should be a “(I got better)” after “She turned me into a newt”. Hehe. This chart does have a large amount of win!!

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:59:40 +0000

What about “She’s got a wart!” (accompanied by pointing at the wart)

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:23:30 +0000

Monty Python references win.

By: zemme

zemme — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:17:48 +0000

if only she hadnt weighed the same as the duck.
poor poor witch.