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That should be “Knife,” not “Knive”…
Oh… and FIRST!
Even with the spelling fail, this is still pretty funny!
And it would funnier if “spork” were a fourth choice…
I don’t think the matrix can concieve a spork. It would crash all the computers and eject all human minds from it. I bet that’s how one of the first matrix’s went down.
Since we ARE in the Matrix, and we DO have sporks it therefore must stand that the Matrix CAN conceive of sporks.
Oh, and the plural of Matrix is NOT “matrix’s.” It’s not even “matrixs” without the possessive. It’s matrices.
Now, your turn. Shred me. lol
Actually, matrices is the plural of matrix, not the possesive.
The possesive is matrix’s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Singular_nouns_ending_with_an_.22s.22_or_.22z.22_sound
Which is different from what Fasfan stated actually… how?
That’s what they were saying.
Burn FAIL.
Sorry but a spork is a cross between a spoon and a fork, and since it is well-established that the matrix cannot create spoons, there are no sporks.
/agree
You’d also want to be carefull you didn’t create some sort of dangerous spoon/fork cross breed…
indeed.
see http://xkcd.com/419/ for proof of the hybrid dangers…
+ for XKCD win.
XKCD win!
XKCD win.
LOL! That would be really funny.
Machines are confounded by sporks. You can tell from WALL-E.
/spork
i wanna knive
Ha that would be funny if there were knives!
*mocking FAIL*
“Silverware availability in the matrix.” Then I would have understood sooner.
…made me chuckle, but i do actually remember the presence of a fork in the matrix (cypher meeting with agent smith in the resturant!)
The line from the movie is from the emo/mental kid at the oracle’s house, and I quote…”There is no spoon” Hasn’t anyone around here ever seen the movie…….
knife*