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chance of having a wife = 0%
How about: Chance of ever having sex at all = 0%
Trust me, ask my 26 year old brother.
not true, i play video games 4+ hours a day generally, and i still have sex with my gf fairly often (like, atleast 4x a week) video games only affect relationships if you let them
I played CoD for 5 hours today … I am not fat … I am actually an Olympic swimmer … (call BS see if I care … it’s just true) … I have had sex with my gf 4 times so far today … not to mention a BJ I received WHILE playing … lastly my gf (of 3 years now) works for Next Modeling … very far from ugly.
… Lucky ppl … We do exist.
Oh, I misunderstood this one! I thought it meant “chances of other people having sex with my wife” in which case the graph would go the other way…
And, um, first, I suppose
Calling first is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.
Not knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re” is like running in the special olympics…
You know how the rest goes.
I think Monkey Magic was actually calling first for “having sex with [the] wife” in question.
If so, I call sloppy seconds.
If not, First!
Is that HER playing or MY playing, or a composite of both?
X2
Really, no video games and it’s almost 100%! Need to do it on 3 dimensions to include number of years married. The 0 hours would be much MUCH lower.
Well, I’ve had sex with your wife…and let me tell you…you’re not missing anything.
roflrofl
Just out of curiosity, how are the medical studies going Max?
wait, seriously?
you killed three people with a damned hammer and then went and had sex with some guy’s wife?
. . . what kind of person are you, Max?
Who hasn’t
where did your penis go?
He shot it off while cleaning his video game?
Seriously. You don’t just say something like that and then not explain why you don’t have a dong anymore.
Please, I’m sure there are quite a few of us in here that would be more than interested in finding out in why you don’t have a peener anymore.
Hmmm…my fiance could learn something from this graph…oh well, means more Hellgate and Witcher time for me!
when you are excited that no sex means more video games, that is a bad thing. unless maybe you are being held captive pulp fiction style, then that would be a good thing.
Hey I’ll take it when I can get it, but when HE’s playing COD4 all night, I’m just fine with video games
So at 0 hours, your chances are still at only 85%.
Who is playing the games, the man or the wife? cuz this could go either way really…
lol, awesome. But it would have been better and more accurate if the line started at like 30%.
So What are your chances of still being married past the 4 hour mark????
0%
Uh, as a wife of a gamer, i can vouch for the graphs accuracy… however id rather be getting 100%
Personally, I think it should say significant other, my friend (who is a girl) has to control her gaming. She will play a video game, straight, until she has beaten it. The latest Zelda game lasted over 24 hours.
And other reason, I dumped one boyfriend because he always played his video games. After being blow off the tenth time, I got a little perturbed.
ah but at least your Sim’s wife will still have sex with your Sim, so that’s good.
I’ve had sex with his SIM’s wife. His SIM isn’ tmissing anything either.
LOLLL
I think the poll is incorrect, i played games for hours at a time and still slept with my woman every night… till we broke up
I can’t stop thinking about you baby… and all of the magic coins that I need to collect
Lol that made me snort coke out my nose
errr I meant coke as in coca cola =P
if you were putting cocaine up your nose (which I believe is why you felt the need to clarify), then, erm, yes. you just need to get out of the building.
. . . now, kind of. :O
unless I’m thinking of crack. I don’t know. my knowledge of drugs isn’t excellent.
This made me lol so hard that I almost peed myself
if you like that, line, go listen to the rest of the song – it’s a song called “make you happy tonight” by Aussie comedy band Tripod.
I am still looking for a boyfriend, let alone husband, who will be able to incorporate the two. And then pull a George Costanza and throw in a sammich.
Sorry, I’m taken
What a delightful thought kendal. The sammich would be so sexy
Dude, I am so not going to play any video games.
Wait a minute… did you mean YOUR chances of having sex with your wife, or anyone’s?
It is good
yeah thats a shame