Comments on: Number Of Tourists Eaten By Attraction

By: Erica

Erica — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:06:47 +0000

Awww… it’s sad when you fail and the evidence is in the video clip on the page. I feel your pain, though, because it’s totally something I would do!

By: Spence

Spence — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:27:14 +0000

Not to be picky, but I don’t belive any tourists were eaten at JP… lawyer, black computer guy, fat computer guy, other black dude, crazy australian… but no tourists

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:40:49 +0000

Yes…you’re right…bugger. That’s what you get trying to think on very little sleep. My FAIL then.

By: Beat You to the Paunch

Beat You to the Paunch — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:42:07 +0000

For whatever reason, I really would have liked to see a “1″ for those eaten by Pirates…

By: Mary

Mary — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:03:37 +0000

Uh, no, it’s actually from the movie. Jeff Goldblum retorts to the creator of the Park, who says that Disneyland had technical problems when it opened: “But when ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists!” It may be in the Weird Al song but Al didn’t make it up.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:03:02 +0000

Weird Al took it from the movie itself, the old guy says how its just a delay, all theme parks have delays, when Disney World opened up nothing worked, and Ian Malcom replied “Well John, if Pirates of the Carribean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the people”

By: bugwitch

bugwitch — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:11:23 +0000

This is actually from the Weird Al song ‘Jurassic Park’. There’s a line about not being eaten by the Pirates of the Caribbean. Whoever puts the video there FAIL.

By: Jones

Jones — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:47:03 +0000

Wait, what?
Do you not remember the line?

By: purdlemeow

purdlemeow — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:31:53 +0000

I wouldn’t be so sure about that…..

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:23:17 +0000

Characters in Jurassic know they’re in a theme park.
Characters in Caribbean don’t.

By: Sara Andersson

Sara Andersson — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:22:17 +0000

NOOOOO!

By: woop

woop — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:29:42 +0000

am i furst