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Characters in Jurassic know they’re in a theme park.
Characters in Caribbean don’t.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that…..
Wait, what?
Do you not remember the line?
This is actually from the Weird Al song ‘Jurassic Park’. There’s a line about not being eaten by the Pirates of the Caribbean. Whoever puts the video there FAIL.
Weird Al took it from the movie itself, the old guy says how its just a delay, all theme parks have delays, when Disney World opened up nothing worked, and Ian Malcom replied “Well John, if Pirates of the Carribean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the people”
Uh, no, it’s actually from the movie. Jeff Goldblum retorts to the creator of the Park, who says that Disneyland had technical problems when it opened: “But when ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists!” It may be in the Weird Al song but Al didn’t make it up.
For whatever reason, I really would have liked to see a “1″ for those eaten by Pirates…
Yes…you’re right…bugger. That’s what you get trying to think on very little sleep. My FAIL then.
Awww… it’s sad when you fail and the evidence is in the video clip on the page.
I feel your pain, though, because it’s totally something I would do!
Not to be picky, but I don’t belive any tourists were eaten at JP… lawyer, black computer guy, fat computer guy, other black dude, crazy australian… but no tourists