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Where’s hairball hurling?
That’s what I was wondering too. Also, Power Shedding needs a place on there.
Indeed! Power Shedding!
I can attest to power shedding with my Marcie! She is a shedding machine!!
my cat does not cough up hairballs but she is bulimic
Wow, cats are entertaining.
This graph is horribly wrong. I can see the “following commands” slice. It’d be way too small to actually see.
Way too small to actually see? It’s cats! it shouldn’t even be an atom wide.
The sliver for “following commands” is waaaaay too big.
really? my cat doesn’t cuddle anywhere NEAR that much.
WTF? What about LOLing?
You’re right! LOLing should be at least as large as … what? Cuddling? Certainly bigger than ‘following commands’.
Where’s the “Plotting your demise” slice?
Seriously, my cat never did that, she realized at an early age i give her the food.
I love this graph and this video…especially the cat skipping over the water like a stone.
The “following commands”, section is more like the number of people who expect cats to follow their commands. Most of us realize that it is just a coincidence if it appears that our cats follow any type of
instructions at all.
Yeah, the legend should be more like “ignoring commands”
or, “you talkin’ to me?”
True on my cat.
Hehe, the video was cute ^_^
You missed out killing and maiming wildlife.
The sleeping/napping portions of the graph are way too small! Cats sleep/nap for 12 to 16 hours every day.
Don’t forget getting captioned! That’s getting to be a larger part of a cat’s life nowadays, what with the advent of ICHC and all………..
What about seeking a destroying people with cat allergies?
Demanding pats and attenshun has been ovrlooked.
The “cleansing” slice is too small too – my cat spends almost all night grooming herself. Sleeping and grooming with small slices for eating, cuddling, and litter-boxing.
My cats multi-task by cuddling and sleeping at the same time.
And ITA – there should be no slice for “following commands”.
Funny my kittens would be at least 35% cuddling. If following commands includes coming when called on the off chance there maybe treats involved …then its the right size. How about, sitting around looking beautiful no matter what they are doing? and Looking smug?
This is pretty gay. Either that or a overweight single woman created this. Either ay its not good. fail.