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	<title>Comments on: God vs Satan</title>
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		<title>By: C.C.</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-182023</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[C.C.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 18:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God killing is always for a good reason and normally for killing the bad guys who want to kill/enslave others. satan just wants us all to suffer in hell, so who&#039;s really the bad guy]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God killing is always for a good reason and normally for killing the bad guys who want to kill/enslave others. satan just wants us all to suffer in hell, so who&#8217;s really the bad guy</p>
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		<title>By: Meridian</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meridian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comment made me want to share my two cents.

First of all, all acts a human being does or does not do are selfish. Trying to get into heaven? Selfish, too, and there&#039;s no arguing about that. Why do I treat other people well, why am I kind, and why do I enjoy the company of my friends? Because I&#039;m a selfish bastard who likes my buddies and the time I can pass with them. I am selfish because I know that acts of kindness are often repaid - holding open the door for an elderly lady and receiving her thanks is a decent enough reward for such a minor task. Driving a friend to school even though it&#039;s my day off will also be repaid in future, and if not, at least I can take selfish joy in the fact I helped a friend out.

All humans are selfish. I have spoken about this with my best friend, and he agrees that he, too, does everything because of pure selfishness. We don&#039;t need gods to be kind or good to others. We only do to others what we&#039;d hope others would do to us. There is no need for a violent, mass-murdering omnipotent figure to force our hand into good lest he rains fire upon us and sends us to hell.

Christianity has many good values, but it didn&#039;t invent them. The Bible is a mis-match of many much older writings from many different religions put together. There is no God, and there is no Satan. Even if there was a god, a goddess, or whatever you would want to call an omnipotent creature, he is nothing like any of our man-made religions would picture him/her/it as.

Also, countless people have died because of religion. It is a cancer upon mankind, promoting stagnation and ruin. We, as a species, would be much better off following a ideology of philosophical thinking, progress and harmony, rather than a dividing, warlike code written by desert nomads in their tent thousands of years ago.

Enjoying life DOES NOT equal going through your every whim and instinct. It is also about restrain, self-control and thought.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This comment made me want to share my two cents.</p>
<p>First of all, all acts a human being does or does not do are selfish. Trying to get into heaven? Selfish, too, and there&#8217;s no arguing about that. Why do I treat other people well, why am I kind, and why do I enjoy the company of my friends? Because I&#8217;m a selfish bastard who likes my buddies and the time I can pass with them. I am selfish because I know that acts of kindness are often repaid &#8211; holding open the door for an elderly lady and receiving her thanks is a decent enough reward for such a minor task. Driving a friend to school even though it&#8217;s my day off will also be repaid in future, and if not, at least I can take selfish joy in the fact I helped a friend out.</p>
<p>All humans are selfish. I have spoken about this with my best friend, and he agrees that he, too, does everything because of pure selfishness. We don&#8217;t need gods to be kind or good to others. We only do to others what we&#8217;d hope others would do to us. There is no need for a violent, mass-murdering omnipotent figure to force our hand into good lest he rains fire upon us and sends us to hell.</p>
<p>Christianity has many good values, but it didn&#8217;t invent them. The Bible is a mis-match of many much older writings from many different religions put together. There is no God, and there is no Satan. Even if there was a god, a goddess, or whatever you would want to call an omnipotent creature, he is nothing like any of our man-made religions would picture him/her/it as.</p>
<p>Also, countless people have died because of religion. It is a cancer upon mankind, promoting stagnation and ruin. We, as a species, would be much better off following a ideology of philosophical thinking, progress and harmony, rather than a dividing, warlike code written by desert nomads in their tent thousands of years ago.</p>
<p>Enjoying life DOES NOT equal going through your every whim and instinct. It is also about restrain, self-control and thought.</p>
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		<title>By: A</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[A]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A retake on the &quot;classic&quot; &#039;I brought you into this world, and I can take you out&#039; threat?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A retake on the &#8220;classic&#8221; &#8216;I brought you into this world, and I can take you out&#8217; threat?</p>
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		<title>By: Edward</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-165510</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Edward]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, let me just clear this up about God. I&#039;m no priest but I have a good teacher.

1) Though shall not kill

We&#039;re all guilty of it. Threatening to harm someone in any way is commiting this sin. Crusades happened because the pope wanted to take control of Jerusalem, the City of God. They were fanatical, yes, but its no better than taking any other belief too far. God gives people what they justly deserve. Any sin we have commited damns us all to Hell. God has forgiven us but he is not afraid to smite those who abandoned him completely. KKK is super fanatical, which is why everyone, especially other Christians, hate them. Well, except those who are too stereotypical for there own damn good.

2) Though shall not commit adultery.

Yeah, we&#039;re all guilty of this one too. Just thinking about someone inappropriately makes us commit this sin and even making someone think those thoughts through are actions. The only time we don&#039;t commit this is when it is with our spouse but anyone else is a no. As with Mary, she was a virgin all her life. She was born without sin unlike everyone else so that she could give birth to Jesus who is God in flesh. 

3) Who is God?

God is love. Love is forgiving. Love is kind. Love holds no bounds. And love never remembers past faults. God will forgive us no matter what if we believe in him. He is in his own words, &quot;The Alpha and the Omega. the First and the Last. The Beginning and End.&quot; God is everything and everyone. He know everything we do, down to our most secret thoughts, words and actions. He loves us with all his heart (no duh we&#039;re his children) but is not beyond punishing us when we turn away from him. This is what caused Sodom and Gamora (Spelling?) and the fall of numerous nations and even Israel when they turn into idolotry like two dozen times.

Because Jesus died on the cross along with the punishment we all justly deserve God saved us from everlasting torment in Hell. Because of this God has allowed us eternal life but only as long as we worship him and only him. This is why I believe and why God is truth, love, and life.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, let me just clear this up about God. I&#8217;m no priest but I have a good teacher.</p>
<p>1) Though shall not kill</p>
<p>We&#8217;re all guilty of it. Threatening to harm someone in any way is commiting this sin. Crusades happened because the pope wanted to take control of Jerusalem, the City of God. They were fanatical, yes, but its no better than taking any other belief too far. God gives people what they justly deserve. Any sin we have commited damns us all to Hell. God has forgiven us but he is not afraid to smite those who abandoned him completely. KKK is super fanatical, which is why everyone, especially other Christians, hate them. Well, except those who are too stereotypical for there own damn good.</p>
<p>2) Though shall not commit adultery.</p>
<p>Yeah, we&#8217;re all guilty of this one too. Just thinking about someone inappropriately makes us commit this sin and even making someone think those thoughts through are actions. The only time we don&#8217;t commit this is when it is with our spouse but anyone else is a no. As with Mary, she was a virgin all her life. She was born without sin unlike everyone else so that she could give birth to Jesus who is God in flesh. </p>
<p>3) Who is God?</p>
<p>God is love. Love is forgiving. Love is kind. Love holds no bounds. And love never remembers past faults. God will forgive us no matter what if we believe in him. He is in his own words, &#8220;The Alpha and the Omega. the First and the Last. The Beginning and End.&#8221; God is everything and everyone. He know everything we do, down to our most secret thoughts, words and actions. He loves us with all his heart (no duh we&#8217;re his children) but is not beyond punishing us when we turn away from him. This is what caused Sodom and Gamora (Spelling?) and the fall of numerous nations and even Israel when they turn into idolotry like two dozen times.</p>
<p>Because Jesus died on the cross along with the punishment we all justly deserve God saved us from everlasting torment in Hell. Because of this God has allowed us eternal life but only as long as we worship him and only him. This is why I believe and why God is truth, love, and life.</p>
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		<title>By: Tillman</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-150616</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tillman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 03:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lighten up... this is both funny and true.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lighten up&#8230; this is both funny and true.</p>
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		<title>By: tetsuki</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-132577</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tetsuki]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All hail the God of double standards! If you create a life form, and that life form becomes a sentient, feeling being, you have no right to kill it. Same with any god who may exist. As for hell, if there is one, you will most likely go there for worshiping such a tyrant :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All hail the God of double standards! If you create a life form, and that life form becomes a sentient, feeling being, you have no right to kill it. Same with any god who may exist. As for hell, if there is one, you will most likely go there for worshiping such a tyrant <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Austin</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-122258</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Austin]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nobody ever said satan was powerful....just persuasive]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nobody ever said satan was powerful&#8230;.just persuasive</p>
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		<title>By: Zuifan</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-114649</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zuifan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s because of the trope &#039;Million is a Statistic&#039; it&#039;s basically that if you kill a vast number of faceless guys, it&#039;s not personally or emotionally seen as worse because we don&#039;t really have a chance to get to know them at all. While single, named beings are made more personal. God is a douche, but best not piss off LightningBoltUpTheAss just in case.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s because of the trope &#8216;Million is a Statistic&#8217; it&#8217;s basically that if you kill a vast number of faceless guys, it&#8217;s not personally or emotionally seen as worse because we don&#8217;t really have a chance to get to know them at all. While single, named beings are made more personal. God is a douche, but best not piss off LightningBoltUpTheAss just in case.</p>
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		<title>By: Not First</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not First]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[your horrible typing makes me want to close my computer and throw it at the wall....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>your horrible typing makes me want to close my computer and throw it at the wall&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Not First</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-112822</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Not First]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nahhh i wouldn&#039;t think your an idiot for trying to tell people what to think.
i&#039;m thinking your an idiot because you spell and as &quot;adn&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nahhh i wouldn&#8217;t think your an idiot for trying to tell people what to think.<br />
i&#8217;m thinking your an idiot because you spell and as &#8220;adn&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Zodiac</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-106893</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zodiac]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ugh, really?  This is why so many Christians get a bad name; because we look like we&#039;re in it for a supposedly large payoff in the end instead of for more moral reasons, like wanting to be a better person, a better husband or wife, son or daughter, neighbor or employee/employer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh, really?  This is why so many Christians get a bad name; because we look like we&#8217;re in it for a supposedly large payoff in the end instead of for more moral reasons, like wanting to be a better person, a better husband or wife, son or daughter, neighbor or employee/employer.</p>
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		<title>By: Stuff n Stuff</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-97274</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stuff n Stuff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dubbleyoo tee ef]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dubbleyoo tee ef</p>
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		<title>By: jorritio</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-92962</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jorritio]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok, but god knew the devil was being an a**hole, so why didnt he solve it instead of killing evryone?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok, but god knew the devil was being an a**hole, so why didnt he solve it instead of killing evryone?</p>
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		<title>By: jorritio</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-92961</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jorritio]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beebee says: 
June 18, 2009 at 8:20 am
Omni looks a tad like omnomnom.
Does that therefore mean that God makes pancakes?

Woot nice]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beebee says:<br />
June 18, 2009 at 8:20 am<br />
Omni looks a tad like omnomnom.<br />
Does that therefore mean that God makes pancakes?</p>
<p>Woot nice</p>
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		<title>By: jorritio</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jorritio]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah, but as far as i know, god is mightier then satan, so god didn&#039;t go the hard way and &quot;de-brainwashed&quot; the people, but just was lazy and killed them all. 

Grand Theft God Ftw]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, but as far as i know, god is mightier then satan, so god didn&#8217;t go the hard way and &#8220;de-brainwashed&#8221; the people, but just was lazy and killed them all. </p>
<p>Grand Theft God Ftw</p>
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		<title>By: jorritio</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jorritio]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so Bush or obama would have the right to kill people if they told lies about him?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so Bush or obama would have the right to kill people if they told lies about him?</p>
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		<title>By: JinPachi</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JinPachi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[he is a vengefull god indeed]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he is a vengefull god indeed</p>
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		<title>By: Nico</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nico]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BURRRRRRN]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BURRRRRRN</p>
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		<title>By: Andrei</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrei]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fight between god and satan.
Get one from among the army.
Participate in the largest battle in the universe.
Now we&#039;ll see who&#039;s the richest Satan or God.
Everyone in every country of the world need to choose the army will fight.

http://universbattle.com/


Clear your site!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fight between god and satan.<br />
Get one from among the army.<br />
Participate in the largest battle in the universe.<br />
Now we&#8217;ll see who&#8217;s the richest Satan or God.<br />
Everyone in every country of the world need to choose the army will fight.</p>
<p><a href="http://universbattle.com/" rel="nofollow">http://universbattle.com/</a></p>
<p>Clear your site!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Julian</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Julian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is Epic.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is Epic.</p>
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		<title>By: Yeah.</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yeah.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s nice to finally see someone who can take a joke]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s nice to finally see someone who can take a joke</p>
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		<title>By: Daliddlkid</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-69797</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daliddlkid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would add this to my Favorites list if I could.]]></description>
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		<title>By: Daliddlkid</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-69795</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daliddlkid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#039;t know that. We do know, however, that, according to the Bible, God is the good guy and Satan is the bad guy, even though God kills millions more than Satan. When God kills 200,000 people, it&#039;s okay. When Satan kills one person, it&#039;s (for lack of a better word) horrible.
I&#039;m agnostic. But if the Bible is right, I&#039;m sorry, God. If the Koran is right, I&#039;m sorry, Allah. And so on.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t know that. We do know, however, that, according to the Bible, God is the good guy and Satan is the bad guy, even though God kills millions more than Satan. When God kills 200,000 people, it&#8217;s okay. When Satan kills one person, it&#8217;s (for lack of a better word) horrible.<br />
I&#8217;m agnostic. But if the Bible is right, I&#8217;m sorry, God. If the Koran is right, I&#8217;m sorry, Allah. And so on.</p>
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		<title>By: KestrelRedfern</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-63772</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KestrelRedfern]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummm, what about Aesop&#039;s Fables? They were compiled approx. 500 years before the whole &#039;God&#039; thing got out of control. They seem pretty moral to me....although they don&#039;t tell me what a reasonable price for my daughter is, or how to deal with setting my slaves&#039; free if said slave has a family, or when it&#039;s ok to make war on people that don&#039;t believe the same things that I do...so maybe they&#039;re really not THAT moral.  ^_^ All the same, I&#039;ll take Aesop.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ummm, what about Aesop&#8217;s Fables? They were compiled approx. 500 years before the whole &#8216;God&#8217; thing got out of control. They seem pretty moral to me&#8230;.although they don&#8217;t tell me what a reasonable price for my daughter is, or how to deal with setting my slaves&#8217; free if said slave has a family, or when it&#8217;s ok to make war on people that don&#8217;t believe the same things that I do&#8230;so maybe they&#8217;re really not THAT moral.  ^_^ All the same, I&#8217;ll take Aesop.</p>
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		<title>By: SoldierOfJustice</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-62931</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SoldierOfJustice]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To all those &quot;Christians&quot;:

You cannot to claim your religion to be superior, as in order to prove others to not exist would therefore disprove existence of your own.

I am an aetheist.

A superior being such as so called &quot;God&quot; cannot exist due to many factors:

1. The universe always existed and will always continue to exist. The Big Bang DID happen, but alas, the universe existed previously.
2. In the Bible, Genesis describes the Christian belief on how the universe came to be. The Bible disproves itself in how &quot;God&quot; created in days before days were created. A unit of time cannot exist without relation unless the unit of time is fictional.

3. Although this third point may not disprove gods and godesses it can immensely deter the continued belief in one&#039;s own religion. The current Bible is incomplete. A final book : The Book of Revelation was removed from the Bible in order to gain more trust in the followers in &quot;God&quot;. The Book of Revelation was fueled by the writers anger toward the actions that included and followed the crusifiction of &quot;Jesus.&quot; Within, the Book of Revelation describes apocalypse following the Romans and, quite simply, all Christians magicly being beamed up by Scotty in the Rapture in preperation in the destruction of the Roman Empire. Many reference points this book may be able to relate to the current day are obsolete without terraforming the entire planet. And besides, Apocalypses cannot happen twice. Aye?


May these notes stop all following arguments as they will prove aetheists to be correct.

Oh, and if I used too big of words for you, Google it up.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To all those &#8220;Christians&#8221;:</p>
<p>You cannot to claim your religion to be superior, as in order to prove others to not exist would therefore disprove existence of your own.</p>
<p>I am an aetheist.</p>
<p>A superior being such as so called &#8220;God&#8221; cannot exist due to many factors:</p>
<p>1. The universe always existed and will always continue to exist. The Big Bang DID happen, but alas, the universe existed previously.<br />
2. In the Bible, Genesis describes the Christian belief on how the universe came to be. The Bible disproves itself in how &#8220;God&#8221; created in days before days were created. A unit of time cannot exist without relation unless the unit of time is fictional.</p>
<p>3. Although this third point may not disprove gods and godesses it can immensely deter the continued belief in one&#8217;s own religion. The current Bible is incomplete. A final book : The Book of Revelation was removed from the Bible in order to gain more trust in the followers in &#8220;God&#8221;. The Book of Revelation was fueled by the writers anger toward the actions that included and followed the crusifiction of &#8220;Jesus.&#8221; Within, the Book of Revelation describes apocalypse following the Romans and, quite simply, all Christians magicly being beamed up by Scotty in the Rapture in preperation in the destruction of the Roman Empire. Many reference points this book may be able to relate to the current day are obsolete without terraforming the entire planet. And besides, Apocalypses cannot happen twice. Aye?</p>
<p>May these notes stop all following arguments as they will prove aetheists to be correct.</p>
<p>Oh, and if I used too big of words for you, Google it up.</p>
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		<title>By: JonNard</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-59623</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonNard]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ok WOW im a christian and jeez that is NOT how it works, it won&#039;t be us they&#039;re answering too it will be God]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok WOW im a christian and jeez that is NOT how it works, it won&#8217;t be us they&#8217;re answering too it will be God</p>
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		<title>By: JonNard</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-59622</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JonNard]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[haha nah he could just make it out of nothin cause hes that cool]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha nah he could just make it out of nothin cause hes that cool</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-59109</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#039;s photoshoped, you can tell from the pixels.

oh and stop arguing, this is the internet. NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s photoshoped, you can tell from the pixels.</p>
<p>oh and stop arguing, this is the internet. NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.</p>
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		<title>By: Nate</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-58523</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nate]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you get Judged and are not saved I guess you will know then!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you get Judged and are not saved I guess you will know then!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sabriel</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56550</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sabriel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I would start this with some comment regarding my sheer awe at the size of the argument that started up, but it seems I&#039;ve been beaten to the punch.

So...as a Christian who&#039;s slightly perplexed by all the fuss, I&#039;m just gonna go out there and state that yes, it is a Biblical fact that the God of the Old Testament commanded the children of Israel to fight numerous wars and in some cases commanded them to utterly annihilate the cities they were attacking (a process by which literally everything in the city would be killed or burned)...and although its implied that Satan has his fingers in several abhorrent events (such as Manasseh, King of Israel, sacrificing his children to the pagan god Molech), the Bible only explicitly states that Satan directly murdered people in the book of Job (Job&#039;s children and their unfortunate friends get killed).

I&#039;m slightly flabbergasted by the Christians who try to deny this, as its pretty much there in black and white. Now, I personally think that the respective cultures slated for destruction might have had it coming (but then I&#039;ve never found Assyrian or Philistine tactics particularly endearing), and there are numerous examples where God commanded portions of the culture to be preserved (or specific cities to be preserved) whereas other ones were wiped out, but...that doesn&#039;t change the fact of what happened Biblically.

However, that aside...its a funny graph. I&#039;m a Christian, and even I thought the graph was funny. I don&#039;t see it as some searing affront to the Christian faith, nor do I see it as any sort of proof for either the Christian or the non-Christian viewpoint. But I guess the old saying is as true now as it was decades ago:

&quot;WHENEVER YOU THROW A ROCK INTO A PACK OF DOGS, THE ONES WHO BARK THE LOUDEST ARE THE ONES YOU HIT&quot;. Perhaps both the Christian and non-Christian commentors could bear this in mind, please.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I would start this with some comment regarding my sheer awe at the size of the argument that started up, but it seems I&#8217;ve been beaten to the punch.</p>
<p>So&#8230;as a Christian who&#8217;s slightly perplexed by all the fuss, I&#8217;m just gonna go out there and state that yes, it is a Biblical fact that the God of the Old Testament commanded the children of Israel to fight numerous wars and in some cases commanded them to utterly annihilate the cities they were attacking (a process by which literally everything in the city would be killed or burned)&#8230;and although its implied that Satan has his fingers in several abhorrent events (such as Manasseh, King of Israel, sacrificing his children to the pagan god Molech), the Bible only explicitly states that Satan directly murdered people in the book of Job (Job&#8217;s children and their unfortunate friends get killed).</p>
<p>I&#8217;m slightly flabbergasted by the Christians who try to deny this, as its pretty much there in black and white. Now, I personally think that the respective cultures slated for destruction might have had it coming (but then I&#8217;ve never found Assyrian or Philistine tactics particularly endearing), and there are numerous examples where God commanded portions of the culture to be preserved (or specific cities to be preserved) whereas other ones were wiped out, but&#8230;that doesn&#8217;t change the fact of what happened Biblically.</p>
<p>However, that aside&#8230;its a funny graph. I&#8217;m a Christian, and even I thought the graph was funny. I don&#8217;t see it as some searing affront to the Christian faith, nor do I see it as any sort of proof for either the Christian or the non-Christian viewpoint. But I guess the old saying is as true now as it was decades ago:</p>
<p>&#8220;WHENEVER YOU THROW A ROCK INTO A PACK OF DOGS, THE ONES WHO BARK THE LOUDEST ARE THE ONES YOU HIT&#8221;. Perhaps both the Christian and non-Christian commentors could bear this in mind, please.</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56547</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) this is so stupid I shouldn&#039;t even reply to it. According to your analogy, God didn&#039;t make the universe, he is a bestselling author of a work of fiction. Yes, authors can kill of their characters. That is a little different from what Christians claim is the actual creator of real people in real time and space, and subjecting them to real pain and death. So, even if God doesn&#039;t have &quot;the right to do what he wants with his characters&quot;, Tolkein and Rowling do have the right, since their characters exist on paper only. Tolkein and Rowling can make their characters do absolutely anything, including turning into unicorns, eating cars and robots, performing amazing magical feats, or dying. In fact, YOU CAN TOO!!! All you need is a piece of paper and pen, or a computer! But you cannot kill people. 

On the other hand, if you think that the Bible is just a work of fiction, and that everyone in it are characters à la Harry Potter and Gollum, well, then God is also a fictional character, not a human being writing the Bible. You may as well say &quot;well, Harry Potter has a right to kill people in his book&quot;. Note that Tolkein and Rowling are not characters in their book (The Bible stars God), and they don&#039;t have the right to kill anyone in real life either. If the Bible is a work of fiction, your analogy must be with its writers, ie Matthew Mark Luke and John etc. And whether the Bible is fiction or not, they aren&#039;t allowed to kill real people either. Though certainly they can create a fictional character, &quot;God&quot; who can kill within the book. Sort of ruins the idea of God having created the universe though then... being on par with Harry Potter, just another beloved imaginary character battling evil in a bestselling novel.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) this is so stupid I shouldn&#8217;t even reply to it. According to your analogy, God didn&#8217;t make the universe, he is a bestselling author of a work of fiction. Yes, authors can kill of their characters. That is a little different from what Christians claim is the actual creator of real people in real time and space, and subjecting them to real pain and death. So, even if God doesn&#8217;t have &#8220;the right to do what he wants with his characters&#8221;, Tolkein and Rowling do have the right, since their characters exist on paper only. Tolkein and Rowling can make their characters do absolutely anything, including turning into unicorns, eating cars and robots, performing amazing magical feats, or dying. In fact, YOU CAN TOO!!! All you need is a piece of paper and pen, or a computer! But you cannot kill people. </p>
<p>On the other hand, if you think that the Bible is just a work of fiction, and that everyone in it are characters à la Harry Potter and Gollum, well, then God is also a fictional character, not a human being writing the Bible. You may as well say &#8220;well, Harry Potter has a right to kill people in his book&#8221;. Note that Tolkein and Rowling are not characters in their book (The Bible stars God), and they don&#8217;t have the right to kill anyone in real life either. If the Bible is a work of fiction, your analogy must be with its writers, ie Matthew Mark Luke and John etc. And whether the Bible is fiction or not, they aren&#8217;t allowed to kill real people either. Though certainly they can create a fictional character, &#8220;God&#8221; who can kill within the book. Sort of ruins the idea of God having created the universe though then&#8230; being on par with Harry Potter, just another beloved imaginary character battling evil in a bestselling novel.</p>
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		<title>By: scrollbar</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56502</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[scrollbar]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My scrollbar is this I-I long, my penis goes all the way from Ctrl to End on the keyboard! The next post is GAY! YAY!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My scrollbar is this I-I long, my penis goes all the way from Ctrl to End on the keyboard! The next post is GAY! YAY!</p>
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		<title>By: Whos that pokèmon</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56501</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whos that pokèmon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s SATAN :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s SATAN <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56297</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh that&#039;s nice. So if I have lots of lots of kids, starting when I&#039;m maybe 12, and encourage all my kids to have kids really young, lots of them, then I can be excused for being a murderer? And someone who has no kids can&#039;t kill as many people as me? SWEEEET. Now that is a NICE way to think about being evil.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh that&#8217;s nice. So if I have lots of lots of kids, starting when I&#8217;m maybe 12, and encourage all my kids to have kids really young, lots of them, then I can be excused for being a murderer? And someone who has no kids can&#8217;t kill as many people as me? SWEEEET. Now that is a NICE way to think about being evil.</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56293</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK&#039; that was another LOL, a real laugh out loud. Thanks. Yeah, nice benevolent guy. Seems sort of like baiting... he just wants an excuse to bat someone around. Note, that if they are killed for having disobeyed God, I assume they are NOT going to Heaven. So not only is God killing them, he is damning them to hell for eternity supposedly. Nice way to treat your beloved creations. Kind of like if I opened the gate for my dog, and if it dared run out, I&#039;d torture and maim it and finally kill it. After all, it deserves it. If it was smart, it would understand how much I love it, and should obey me its master, and stay in the bloody yard. Fool dog. Damn disobedient humans.

And egads Rachael: are you five? &quot;prove it! prove it! My dad&#039;s bigger than yours cuz he said so himself! prove it! prove it!&quot; Let&#039;s say Mickey Mouse is real cuz a book allegedly written by Mickey Mouse himself says he is real. That proves it alright. Sigh. Adn adn adn...

You make intelligent mature thoughtful Christians look very bad indeed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK&#8217; that was another LOL, a real laugh out loud. Thanks. Yeah, nice benevolent guy. Seems sort of like baiting&#8230; he just wants an excuse to bat someone around. Note, that if they are killed for having disobeyed God, I assume they are NOT going to Heaven. So not only is God killing them, he is damning them to hell for eternity supposedly. Nice way to treat your beloved creations. Kind of like if I opened the gate for my dog, and if it dared run out, I&#8217;d torture and maim it and finally kill it. After all, it deserves it. If it was smart, it would understand how much I love it, and should obey me its master, and stay in the bloody yard. Fool dog. Damn disobedient humans.</p>
<p>And egads Rachael: are you five? &#8220;prove it! prove it! My dad&#8217;s bigger than yours cuz he said so himself! prove it! prove it!&#8221; Let&#8217;s say Mickey Mouse is real cuz a book allegedly written by Mickey Mouse himself says he is real. That proves it alright. Sigh. Adn adn adn&#8230;</p>
<p>You make intelligent mature thoughtful Christians look very bad indeed.</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56292</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um, we are reading the thread and commenting on it just like you are, dear SHUT UP. Is there a limit date to commenting? We are trying to accomplish adding our voice, our thoughts, and to the conversation so that other like ourselves, and yourself, can read our comments any time in the future. Isn&#039;t that what the whole point of being able to comment on blogs is about???

Rachael, dang, is your keypad incapable of writing &quot;and&quot;?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, we are reading the thread and commenting on it just like you are, dear SHUT UP. Is there a limit date to commenting? We are trying to accomplish adding our voice, our thoughts, and to the conversation so that other like ourselves, and yourself, can read our comments any time in the future. Isn&#8217;t that what the whole point of being able to comment on blogs is about???</p>
<p>Rachael, dang, is your keypad incapable of writing &#8220;and&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56289</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROFL. I agree. Thank god there are no &quot;your an pompous ass adn I like  eva bai&quot; here. But one is afraid to light a match for all the noxious gases being spewed. Frankly, looking at all religions now and ever have been, it seems that the best conclusion that &quot;we don&#039;t know, we probably never knew, differing groups of millions have thought THEIR answers were THE right ones, the basis of all law, morality, order, and to date none has been proven right, and thus we certainly aren&#039;t any further ahead right now in believing in any current explanation&quot;. I personally cannot be an atheist any more than a theist since there is no more proof for no higher being than their is for a higher being, whether the flying spaghetti monster or the Christian&#039;s god. I think that we probably CANNOT know, any more than a clay jar I make can conceive of a human being. Or a bean can understand DNA. Anything greater than us by that degree to have created a universe would be out of our realm of understanding or experience. And very unlikely to be intervening in our bunions, love lives, philosophies or punishing us for not believing in them. And I never understood this Jesus idea: If I had one kid and tortured and killed him, his suffering would undo all the future wrongdoings of all my future kids and their kids, as long as they believed that the tortured kid was my son? um what? And if they don&#039;t believe that, they will be tortured forever. nice. and weird.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFL. I agree. Thank god there are no &#8220;your an pompous ass adn I like  eva bai&#8221; here. But one is afraid to light a match for all the noxious gases being spewed. Frankly, looking at all religions now and ever have been, it seems that the best conclusion that &#8220;we don&#8217;t know, we probably never knew, differing groups of millions have thought THEIR answers were THE right ones, the basis of all law, morality, order, and to date none has been proven right, and thus we certainly aren&#8217;t any further ahead right now in believing in any current explanation&#8221;. I personally cannot be an atheist any more than a theist since there is no more proof for no higher being than their is for a higher being, whether the flying spaghetti monster or the Christian&#8217;s god. I think that we probably CANNOT know, any more than a clay jar I make can conceive of a human being. Or a bean can understand DNA. Anything greater than us by that degree to have created a universe would be out of our realm of understanding or experience. And very unlikely to be intervening in our bunions, love lives, philosophies or punishing us for not believing in them. And I never understood this Jesus idea: If I had one kid and tortured and killed him, his suffering would undo all the future wrongdoings of all my future kids and their kids, as long as they believed that the tortured kid was my son? um what? And if they don&#8217;t believe that, they will be tortured forever. nice. and weird.</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re kidding. You think that people like David don&#039;t volunteer at or open charitable organisations? You&#039;re saying there are no grants, awards, welfare programs, helping, hospitals, soup kitchens, orphanages that aren&#039;t St. Somechristiansaint? Funnily enough, atheists can just start a foundation without calling themselves a saint or thinking of themselves as a saint. Just a normal human being who thinks of others rather than self-aggrandizing appellations. I don&#039;t remember Jesus starting &quot;St. Jesus Hospital&quot; or &quot;St. Jesus Orphanage&quot;. No, he just did good without putting his name in lights. Hint.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re kidding. You think that people like David don&#8217;t volunteer at or open charitable organisations? You&#8217;re saying there are no grants, awards, welfare programs, helping, hospitals, soup kitchens, orphanages that aren&#8217;t St. Somechristiansaint? Funnily enough, atheists can just start a foundation without calling themselves a saint or thinking of themselves as a saint. Just a normal human being who thinks of others rather than self-aggrandizing appellations. I don&#8217;t remember Jesus starting &#8220;St. Jesus Hospital&#8221; or &#8220;St. Jesus Orphanage&#8221;. No, he just did good without putting his name in lights. Hint.</p>
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		<title>By: Liane</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56279</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG I have reading this for two evenings now (yes, that is procrastination eh...) and I just have to comment here because the hobby comment actually DID make me literally laugh out loud very loudly. Fantastic.

I was trying to think up an analogy for that one. Like not practicing any sports is a sport in itself. No. Atheism means not believing in a god. That is NOT a religion. I can go for my whole life without thinking of a god, let alone if there is a mono god or animistic god or poly gods. Not following any rules, dogma, book, worship, practices, meetings, or even organised thought about it in any manner. There is no way in the world that each of us separate atheists are each practicing a religion of atheism, my deluded Melody.

And is ANYONE else really tired of Rachel and her inability to type &quot;and&quot; instead of &quot;adn&quot; (which is french for &quot;DNA&quot;) and her earnest preschooler-like blind cheering for &quot;us&quot; vs &quot;them&quot;?

Non stamp collecting. ROFLMAO. Thanks for that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG I have reading this for two evenings now (yes, that is procrastination eh&#8230;) and I just have to comment here because the hobby comment actually DID make me literally laugh out loud very loudly. Fantastic.</p>
<p>I was trying to think up an analogy for that one. Like not practicing any sports is a sport in itself. No. Atheism means not believing in a god. That is NOT a religion. I can go for my whole life without thinking of a god, let alone if there is a mono god or animistic god or poly gods. Not following any rules, dogma, book, worship, practices, meetings, or even organised thought about it in any manner. There is no way in the world that each of us separate atheists are each practicing a religion of atheism, my deluded Melody.</p>
<p>And is ANYONE else really tired of Rachel and her inability to type &#8220;and&#8221; instead of &#8220;adn&#8221; (which is french for &#8220;DNA&#8221;) and her earnest preschooler-like blind cheering for &#8220;us&#8221; vs &#8220;them&#8221;?</p>
<p>Non stamp collecting. ROFLMAO. Thanks for that.</p>
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		<title>By: smarter than you</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[smarter than you]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[she was jewish]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she was jewish</p>
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		<title>By: A buddhists</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56101</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[A buddhists]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hoo-ray for the ignorant christian! It doesn&#039;t matter how faithful to your religion you are, you still can&#039;t spell.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hoo-ray for the ignorant christian! It doesn&#8217;t matter how faithful to your religion you are, you still can&#8217;t spell.</p>
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		<title>By: weinerbagel</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[weinerbagel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and cancer and BEARS !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and cancer and BEARS !</p>
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		<title>By: weinerbagel</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56099</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[weinerbagel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[god created aids]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>god created aids</p>
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		<title>By: Z</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Z]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yea, no doubt about it now God is awesome!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yea, no doubt about it now God is awesome!</p>
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		<title>By: iou</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-56081</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[iou]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cmon Satan! You&#039;re better than that!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cmon Satan! You&#8217;re better than that!</p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Peter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what - you&#039;re under the influence of satan (so I&#039;ve just decided at least) - so guess what (again) I&#039;m going to kill you. How d&#039;ya like them apples?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what &#8211; you&#8217;re under the influence of satan (so I&#8217;ve just decided at least) &#8211; so guess what (again) I&#8217;m going to kill you. How d&#8217;ya like them apples?</p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-55968</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Peter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This = epic.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This = epic.</p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-55966</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Peter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You, are crystal clear proof that retards shouldn&#039;t have the internet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You, are crystal clear proof that retards shouldn&#8217;t have the internet.</p>
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		<title>By: MadMajor</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-55924</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MadMajor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Looks up at the mass of posts.* Amazing. That a little graph worked up such a huge protest. To all the protesting fundamentalist Christians out there, I have this quote: &quot;If your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn&#039;t it seem to you that any God like that would be just as mad as I?&quot; Of course, the man speaking is refering to the Third Reich, but I think it&#039;s fairly applicable to every act of war ever concieved in the name of God.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Looks up at the mass of posts.* Amazing. That a little graph worked up such a huge protest. To all the protesting fundamentalist Christians out there, I have this quote: &#8220;If your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn&#8217;t it seem to you that any God like that would be just as mad as I?&#8221; Of course, the man speaking is refering to the Third Reich, but I think it&#8217;s fairly applicable to every act of war ever concieved in the name of God.</p>
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		<title>By: Mechaphil</title>
		<link>http://graphjam.memebase.com/2008/06/16/song-chart-memes-god-vs-satan/comment-page-1/#comment-55910</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mechaphil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find this retardulously funny. And pretty accurate.

Old Testament God sure was a cranky beyotch]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find this retardulously funny. And pretty accurate.</p>
<p>Old Testament God sure was a cranky beyotch</p>
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