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Nice one!
lol. where’d you get those coconuts?…we found them
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ROTFLOL. Yes, I am white and nerdy. Thank you for the morning laugh. I needed it.
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
I forget… just what IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Awesome!
Yes, but what’s the average air speed velocity of each swallow in flight?
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
Uh…I don’t know….AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
10 meters per second, assuming it is an unladen swallow
Monty Python re-jokes are hilarious and always welcome!
Most Excellent – thanks!
lol….she de-lurks…..
to comment…. =)
MP always good fodder….
It could grip it by the husk! It’s not a matter of where he GRIPS IT!
An African swallow could probably carry it, but of course they’re non-migratory.
Supposing two swallows carried it together?
They could have it on a line..
OF COURSE. YOU HAVE TO KNOW THESE THINGS WHEN YOU’RE THE KING!
In summary: epic WIN.
What an eccentric performance.