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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
Well, as seen at my last two major security jobs, so can I and most pissed off people in a hospital ER
HAHAHA nice
chuck norris has counted to infinity…. twice
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
when chuck norris goes swimming, chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris.
under chuck norris’ beard is not a chin… it is just another fist.
when the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for chuck norris
those are just a few of my favorites.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
It makes me sad that a lot of the Chuck Norris jokes are ripoffs of an SNL skit.
Are you sure you dont mean “whipping” ?!
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked the down syndrome out of a 13 year old boy
And all this time I thought Chuck Norris jokes was just a World of Warcraft thing…
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
May have been said before hehe..=P